Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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NavSpecWarDevGru 0
Let me get this straight: your class required nude modelling? Jesus Christ...thats wrong. Classes like that should be banned as perverse and obscene.
VolleyballSMASH 1
well it's not a kindegarten class dipwad, nudity is a large part of art. build a bridge and get over it. 'kindergarten
oneworldguy 0
LMAO
CaptainObvious_fml 0
#18 made me LOL
hehpoof 0
I'm not really sure how many of you have actually taken a life-drawing class, but here's how it goes. The model usually maintains some position for 20 minutes (if it's a long-term drawing) and then takes a 5-10 minute break. Keeping a boner for 20 minutes isn't that impressive, for those of you who mentioned that. Also, if you see some hot chick staring intently at your naked body, that's gotta be hot. I don't blame the guy for getting a hardon. Hell, if I were to draw my bf while he was nude I'd probably last maybe 15 minutes tops before I did something else with him that had nothing to do with paper and charcoal XD Anyway, it musta been quite...odd...to get a boner while modeling, but it could have been way worse. I once had to draw a fat old man whose junk would slowly slither back inside his body as he sat, and it was dripping this strange translucent substance the whole time. Very disturbing XD
hipprep83 0
Was this at GWU? My girlfriend said some creep they were drawing kept getting a hard on and got fired.
bucket85 0
um 61 its actually life art class. now who's the dumbass that needs to learn to read? and 18 mad funny
whatwhat 0
Hahaha I'm an art student and I've always wondered if that ever happens with the models.
nafiul93 0
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Sakeyaki 0
I LOL'd at #18. This is why I'm glad I'm a girl. We get no boners.
im_bored_tired 12
but y'all have to deal with camel toes! haha
fuck_my_knife 0
#68 life art, life drawing, same thing. pedantic ******.
foolishwolf 0
LOL @ #18 and #60