Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML
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SexySlayer1248 18

You might want to try a redo when your dad calms down

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SexySlayer1248 18

You might want to try a redo when your dad calms down

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nurchok 15

#1, I was about to say literally the same exact thing :)

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Gingerette 8

Or just perform a mercy killing upon your father. that will solve everything. And you might get a little insurance money out of it.

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BlueRainDude 11

Every abusive household starts that way. First it's the microwave. Then one day the stove is gone. Next the toaster is found smashed to bits in the front lawn. Oh the machines that have suffered.

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nissa0909 16

1 like equals 1 prayer for abused microwaves!

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nissa0909 16

I'm a girl and it was a joke! :( I was making fun of everyone who does that on Facebook..

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zed34 18

First impressions are the lasting impressions! Hope she sticks around!

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Nyx_fml 23

Your dad is dumb. He can't kill the microwave; he has to get the fridge to do it. The fridge's a big guy.

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Wolstenholme 11

Fuck first impressions. Most stressful moments in life.

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Axipiter 24

Awe inspiring. Well done. Anytime something stresses you out, **** it.

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Wolstenholme 11

Did I say that? No I was just implying that I do not like first impressions. I always mess them up.

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Chloe555_fml 27

Good way to assert your dominance over the machines. I know I have.

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DocBastard 38

Dad: And **** you, toaster, for getting crumbs all over my counter! Fuck you! Girlfriend: Uh... Dad: Stove, you overcooked my eggs, you bastard! Girlfriend: I'm outta here.

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pistachiopanda 19

In the dads defense- Toaster and stove sound like jerks.

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Espolax 8

I don't know I feel worse for the microwave, your girlfriend having to witness that or you

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sunnyray812 42

Your dad should know not to be an ass when company is over ESPECIALLY when it's their first time in meeting.

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