By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!

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gay horny hornet with a needle dick indeed

Something tells me this is fake, but shit, that's gotta hurt.

u felt pain in my scrotum as I read this. ouch

ydi for raping an innocent hornet!

serves you rigth

should have tortured the bitch, then killed it

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!

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6- Ok. Hold on. Let me get an angry hornet so it can sting you in the balls.

Calm down. It was just trying to get into your boat and steal all your semen.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could've been in the tip. * shivers *

Awe poor baby 

No one told you to always check your towels for hornets?

three good fmls in row

YDI for not spaying your towels with raid. jk

Remember, always spay or neuter all of your towels.