By the_lameo_geek - 21/10/2013 02:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was mugged in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughed me out of the restroom. FML
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tygerarmy 35
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At least that's all you had on you. But now your Halloween costume is incomplete.

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sscookie 13

that could have gone a lot worse...

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Wiringify 22

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tygerarmy 35
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With a plastic badge?

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ForwardUn2Dawn 18
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No with one made out of wood! Yes it'd be plastic! And she'd own that shit. (Seriously no pun)

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ViRepz 28

Do you know the definition of pun?

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the_lameo_geek 8
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Probably because I'm a short teenage girl in a TMNT shirt.

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deepunder 17

Tell them you are in deep undercover, Op

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ViRepz 28

21 Jump Street =)

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tygerarmy 35
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At least that's all you had on you. But now your Halloween costume is incomplete.

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buttcramp 21

exactly!

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SokDek 14
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This is perhaps the only positive side of being broke.

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sscookie 13

that could have gone a lot worse...

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MrsDruidess 23
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yeah be thankful that's all you had. Think about all that we have on us 99% of the time, IDs, cells (all at we keep in those!!), credit cards, cash . . . some people still keep their social security cards (idiots)

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JustBeingAwesome 22
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Yeah and at least they laughed it off and didn't do anything to you just because you saw they faces.

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saraitkddh 47

I can imagine here what you mean...

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rabbitprooffence 14
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You should be glad you didn't have anything of value on you! Sounds to me like you were lucky!

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Grand_Cookie 21
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Sounds better than actually valuable stuff. I'd totally rather that. They're the tards that robbed a dude for a plastic sheriff badge.

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Vaimvaelk 11
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Should've pee'd on them

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Blastoid 13
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Think BIG son... and browner too...!

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RedPillSucks 31

OP would have just gotten shot or stabbed in the ass.

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the_lameo_geek 8
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I sit down to pee.

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ForwardUn2Dawn 18
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If thats all you have then you could at least own up to it and pretend to be "the new sheriff in town." All spaghetti western like

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sunnyray812 42
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Be thankful you didn't have anything else on you they could have taken. Even though I didn't click on the "YDI" button, you should consider yourself lucky.

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Dontstealmyname 11
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#9 - Makes me wonder why on earth would you even talk about the YDI option? Whyy?

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sunnyray812 42
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Because I don't think she deserved it. I didn't want anyone to think that saying she should be thankful nothing else got stolen is another meaning for YDI.

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cosicosei 22
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You could've laughed them out by the sounds of it. They just failed at mugging someone big time!

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1dvs_bstd 41

You coulda got stabbed or something, look on the bright side.

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