By shitless88 - 20/08/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 866
You deserved it 4 266

Same thing different taste

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should have been like i plead the 5th and sat there silent as he listens to your shit sounds.

Comments

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

What if OP was dressed up as Mr.Slave?

This is another reason not to shit in public restrooms.

The many reasons not to shit in public restrooms: -may run out of toilet paper. Stuck having to use a sock. -seats are never clean. -Boners is always watching...Always -may be asked to show the location of a butt rummaging gerbil. -they smell like satans ass gas. -no privacy when trying to fap -did I mention Boners is watching?

Fapootles 0

haha that's a shitty prank ;D

#51 - Guys use socks for toilet paper? o.o"

You capitalized the L :o It must be real 0.0

68- It's a last resort. Sometimes I double up on socks if I'm going to like a concert or fair or something

mgsoloist 14

Me.Slave takes it like a man. Jesus Chriiist.

Shoulda peed on him and said "There's Lemmiwinks!"

mgsoloist 14

90-it seems highly illogical to me that a gerbil inserted in someone's ass would magically make it's way into the urinary tract, AND not to mention, I think a gerbil coming out of a penis seems unlikely and frankly quite painful.

95 thanks for your input I don't even know who Lemmiwinks is so don't take it to serious you want logic go join a debate team

I see what you did there. Have you been able to use it in casual conversation yet? ;)

TrixER 6

So,kicking down a stall and yelling at a person is considered a prank now?

hannahcorrine 0

Definition: (noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king. Example: A gerbil.

eminemchick 19

"shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube":D

he quite literally scared the shit out of you! also, I do wonder what finally happened to Lemmiwinks...

51 1) using your shirt works better and you can always tell people you fell in some mud 2)again just cut a hole in your shirt and use in a a seat cover 3 ) I like that boners is watching its actually kind of a turn on 4) nobody can help you with that one 5) when you have been as close to satans ass as me you start to not notice it anymore 6) well I dont know about you but im not selfish and want to share my experience with the whole world 7) again HUGE TURN ON

182 I never looked at it that way! *bows* I am forever in your service.

tjv3 10

the cop is now on my hero list

GuitarFail123 9
el_chicharito_14 0

And that was a pretty shitty joke

Terrible pun..take ur shit in the toilet throw it in his face and interrogate him haha

Cause they're the lowest form of comedy that anyone can think of

hellbilly205 17

I thought it was a funny pun...

I can't remember a time when this was even a little bit funny...

yayforcheesecake 0

so you shit in response to his prank? i don't understand

Maybe because it is a completely random situation where OP is in a vulnerable position.... Plus it would be scary

Well it's a good job he was on the then isnt it... Mhm =P

yeah but it doesnt make any sense...wtf about the lemmiwinks and whatnot

Perfect meme for the perfect situation : WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

damanipimpin 4
borkchop1992 15

True. I don't see why you report people for pulling a prank like this...

JacksonCampbell 9

should have been like i plead the 5th and sat there silent as he listens to your shit sounds.

Problem is.... Some people can't potty with others around >_> when I hear someone outside the bathroom door I can't go anymore till they leave.

radioedit 7

Its the name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king. A gerbil.

Lauren10102 3

I'm fairly proud that I don't know that....

Dude that's retarded I know what lemmiwinks is and I didnt look it up, I saw it on the show

korythekid 0

It's a rat from the show south park

It's not a ******* rat. It's a guinea pig.

Lauren10102 3

Well thanks for clearing that up.

Bekeliyr 10

I am so sorry for you that is pretty shitty fyl