the fuck??

I doubt this actually happened....

Yay south park

What if OP was dressed up as Mr.Slave?

This is another reason not to shit in public restrooms.

The many reasons not to shit in public restrooms: -may run out of toilet paper. Stuck having to use a sock. -seats are never clean. -Boners is always watching...Always -may be asked to show the location of a butt rummaging gerbil. -they smell like satans ass gas. -no privacy when trying to fap -did I mention Boners is watching?

South park FTW XD

haha that's a shitty prank ;D

haha that's a shitty joke ;D

#51 - Guys use socks for toilet paper? o.o"

You capitalized the L :o It must be real 0.0

68- It's a last resort. Sometimes I double up on socks if I'm going to like a concert or fair or something

Me.Slave takes it like a man. Jesus Chriiist.

Shoulda peed on him and said "There's Lemmiwinks!"

90-it seems highly illogical to me that a gerbil inserted in someone's ass would magically make it's way into the urinary tract, AND not to mention, I think a gerbil coming out of a penis seems unlikely and frankly quite painful.

-.-

95- It is

Jesus Chrithst

95 thanks for your input I don't even know who Lemmiwinks is so don't take it to serious you want logic go join a debate team

86- I guess you've prepared for this

I see what you did there. Have you been able to use it in casual conversation yet? ;)

So,kicking down a stall and yelling at a person is considered a prank now?

Definition: (noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king. Example: A gerbil.

"shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube":D

he quite literally scared the shit out of you! also, I do wonder what finally happened to Lemmiwinks...

51 1) using your shirt works better and you can always tell people you fell in some mud 2)again just cut a hole in your shirt and use in a a seat cover 3 ) I like that boners is watching its actually kind of a turn on 4) nobody can help you with that one 5) when you have been as close to satans ass as me you start to not notice it anymore 6) well I dont know about you but im not selfish and want to share my experience with the whole world 7) again HUGE TURN ON

182 I never looked at it that way! *bows* I am forever in your service.

the cop is now on my hero list

EMINEM BITCH

firsttttttyy!!!!

That's a shitty situation

And that was a pretty shitty joke

Terrible pun..take ur shit in the toilet throw it in his face and interrogate him haha

Just as I thought no love for the pun

Cause they're the lowest form of comedy that anyone can think of

Wrong sir, I enjoyed your pun.

I thought it was a funny pun...

I can't remember a time when this was even a little bit funny...

I think it's pretty funny lol

It's an obvious pun, but still funny.

so you shit in response to his prank? i don't understand

Maybe because it is a completely random situation where OP is in a vulnerable position.... Plus it would be scary

Well it's a good job he was on the then isnt it... Mhm =P

yeah but it doesnt make any sense...wtf about the lemmiwinks and whatnot

Perfect meme for the perfect situation : WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

179- Win.

Athiest buttfuck

First for the first time :)

it is a good prank

True. I don't see why you report people for pulling a prank like this...

I want to do this one day.

should have been like i plead the 5th and sat there silent as he listens to your shit sounds.

Problem is.... Some people can't potty with others around >_> when I hear someone outside the bathroom door I can't go anymore till they leave.

What are "Lemmiwinks"?

Its the name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king. A gerbil.

I'm fairly proud that I don't know that....

He looked it up on urban dictionary

Dude that's retarded I know what lemmiwinks is and I didnt look it up, I saw it on the show

It's a rat from the show south park

It's not a fucking rat. It's a guinea pig.

hey... he walked in on you shitting.

Well thanks for clearing that up.

no shit captain obvious

I am so sorry for you that is pretty shitty fyl