Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
The Kinks
Today, my dad found out that there are others like him in this world. They're called furries. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philippines
The cat's out of the bag
Today, my Dad found out that like anime and I that actually collect anime figurines. I wanted to hide my hobbies from my parents, but he found out. Luckily he didn't mind the fact that I have this kind of hobby, but he went on to share the fact that I have "this kind of hobby" to our relatives. FML
-.-
Epsom, United Kingdom
Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Not literally, surely?
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Ewwwwno
Seattle, United States
Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish as I do. I don't know whether to be revolted or relieved that I'm not the only one. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Found one!
Today, after many years of denial and avoidance, I've come to accept the fact that I'm one of those people who are turned on by furry adult art. FML
HoratioNo
Stockton, United States
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Top comments
Thaylok 17
While it is not my cup of tea, I don't worry about it. They don't hurt anyone (without permission) and enjoy a social life. However, you didn't need to be told that. Learning any parents kink is most def a huge FML.
poopface82 25
Indeed. As a parent and a kinky person, the last thing I need is my kids finding my stuff, especially when you add in the wrinkle of them telling my ex. Finding out that your parents have any sort of sex life, much less what it is, sucks.
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Thaylok 17
While it is not my cup of tea, I don't worry about it. They don't hurt anyone (without permission) and enjoy a social life. However, you didn't need to be told that. Learning any parents kink is most def a huge FML.
poopface82 25
Indeed. As a parent and a kinky person, the last thing I need is my kids finding my stuff, especially when you add in the wrinkle of them telling my ex. Finding out that your parents have any sort of sex life, much less what it is, sucks.
Bogrbon 27
Even if it's not kinky, it's a bit awkward. I still remember when I came how to my empty-nester, 55+ parents' house for a weekend during school, my mom asked me to grab a book she'd been reading from her nightstand upstairs so she could tell me about it. I found the book and right next to it, I also found their half-empty tube of KY lube. It's perfectly normal, especially with the kids out of the house, but still not something I wanted to think too much about.