Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each...

By megmo7 - 04/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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Open up!

By nooooooooob - 05/10/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Professional - 29/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

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By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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Lisa89 3

Monday 4 October 2010 19:19

you know you don't HAVE t stay up fr her.. btw Grow a spine and just say no.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 4 October 2010 19:15

Don't you hate it when they put it in the wrong slot?

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heartlessagony 0

Monday 4 October 2010 19:09

She's dumb! D; FYL

sYmhaHa 0

Monday 4 October 2010 20:00

I recently had a roommate who had the same problem, I didn't let him in thou. He had to climb in through his window while drunk lulz.. Like 3 weeks later he was talking about it and I told him he was a dumbass grabbed his keys and tried it, well his keys worked on everything except the deadbolt. Turns out copied keys aren't perfect.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 4 October 2010 20:15

tl;dr

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 4 October 2010 21:50

It wasn't THAT long. But still.... cool story, bro.

rallets 22

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:54

^^^^ thats what SHE said

Lov3r 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 2:05

lol I wouldn't have stayed up for her

lovesoftball7 0

Friday 18 March 2011 4:23

wow she's so dumb

registered 0

Monday 4 October 2010 19:13

What a dumbass lol

El_patron 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 1:53

what a blonde

Icyyy 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 2:47

Yea. I wouldn't have ever let the girl in in the first place.

tinooh 0

Monday 4 October 2010 19:14

lol you shouldve made sure she checked it was alright but fyl that girl must be a blonde

sourgirl101 28

Monday 4 October 2010 19:15

Don't you hate it when they put it in the wrong slot?

Schizomaniac 24

Monday 4 October 2010 19:46

Ahhhhhh, I get it!

sourgirl101 28

Monday 4 October 2010 20:03

Schitzo your 'ahhhhhh's are freaking me out!(:

amerwin 3

Monday 4 October 2010 19:18

haha, it sounds like she's been getting her slot filled with a flesh-flute instead.

Lisa89 3

Monday 4 October 2010 19:19

you know you don't HAVE t stay up fr her.. btw Grow a spine and just say no.

JMWHS 0

Monday 4 October 2010 22:18

exactly. if she wants to stay out that late she can stay out the whole night.

brinda08 5

Friday 28 June 2013 0:04

If she was a decent person she would have made sure she was back before OP went to bed. What a self-centered asshole. If I was OP I would have gone to bed and let her sit outside until morning.

justsayfuck 5

Monday 4 October 2010 19:21

Why couldn't you give her your key, when she was going out? Hmm.. but she might be the girl who doesn't pay too much attention and could lose it, so I can understand.

perdix 29

Monday 4 October 2010 20:06

The roommate's key was fine. It's just that she was too stupid to be able to comprehend the finer points of how to operate the common dorm room lock. What the OP should have done is on the day following the first 4 am wakeup is to hold an extensive training session with the ignorant girl on lock operation.

justsayfuck 5

Monday 4 October 2010 20:21

Yeah I know, but if the OP had given her own key to her roommate, the girl would fail the first night to open the door, wake her up, then the OP would know that it had nothing to do with the girl's key, and she could teach (some people need that apparently) her how to operate the key. Tadaaaa, problem reduced to being woken up only once :) Okay, we are basically saying the same thing. But well, it's too late anyway. (Oh, and as you see, I'm still awake Perdix :D)