Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML
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Top comments
metalhead4740 14
Well the man has his priorities straight...
GenaALazer 22
He might have gotten nervous. Don't worry, it's probably just a one time thing.
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Comments (107)
Ikeaknomehunter 9
That's a puzzling dilemma
Bano360 25
Well, did he finish it?
mcnuggeeett 12
Seems like the cube is offering more of a challenge! XD
RedPillSucks 31
or it's less demanding
ShakeDisPlace 10
Your boyfriend's sounds like a real square.
teratryte 4
As opposed to a fake square?
Spider_Web 11
No a square as in a rubix cube. You fail, sir.
AestheticSynthia 7
Every Girls worst fear smh...
Trisha_aus 15
GTA 5 is actually..
Alicestraza 33
I for one am seriously enjoying GTAV.
Marie314 17
At least he always finishes what he does
andreitaxx89 13
Maybe you were too easy??
olpally 32
What the hell is wrong with him??? The Rubik's cube isn't going anywhere, you might. Idiot bf ya got there.
RedPillSucks 31
Not every guy feels the need to have sex just because there's a naked woman in their bed. ... Who am I kidding! I'd seriously tap that!!!
americanrussian 4
I'd say screw the rubics cube, on to the bed I go.
kurodansei 16
no no no screw the girl not the rubics cube! I thought we'd established that.
More_Leg 14
Well did you just lie there like a knot on a log? Girl, you're nude, make him forget the Rubik's cube. Don't lie there and wait for him to come to you.