Awkward

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 00:30

Spicy
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 536
You deserved it 798

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Atleast he ain't cheating

If you genuinely only cuddle, you can't blame the poor bastard. Affection and intimacy are two different things, and a loving relationship should have both. If you're waiting because of religion, or to be sure he's right for you, and he doesn't feel the same way, you need to find a compromise. If the fleshlight stops him from cheating, leave him be until you're ready to replace it.

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Atleast he ain't cheating

give me his Instagram or number lol

bleachedraven 14

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If you genuinely only cuddle, you can't blame the poor bastard. Affection and intimacy are two different things, and a loving relationship should have both. If you're waiting because of religion, or to be sure he's right for you, and he doesn't feel the same way, you need to find a compromise. If the fleshlight stops him from cheating, leave him be until you're ready to replace it.

Anon here! I was already fully aware that he used a fleshlight and I don't mind one bit. Usually he keeps it hidden though. Accidentally laying on top of it was what freaked me out!

That really makes it not an FML then, more of an awkwardturtle.

Yeah, not an FML if you already knew. Unexepected sure, but you can't feel bad if you accept he uses it.

Seems like a double standard. Pretty much every girl I've slept with has a sex toy either under their pillow or in the nightstand. It's never struck me as odd.