Intimacy, Relationships and Awkward: Awkward

Awkward

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 00:30

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML

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You deserved it 897

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Same thing different taste

So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 840

You deserved it 6 060

By cockfist - 04/03/2014 22:41 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 231

You deserved it 6 716

By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 202

You deserved it 7 102

By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 601

You deserved it 6 921

By girlymae - 27/02/2013 07:59 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 460

You deserved it 24 033

By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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You deserved it 8 441

By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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You deserved it 2 062

Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 12 020

By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 061

You deserved it 895

By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 090

Ruairi the red 7

Monday 29 March 2021 0:45

Atleast he ain't cheating

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 29 March 2021 6:13

If you genuinely only cuddle, you can't blame the poor bastard. Affection and intimacy are two different things, and a loving relationship should have both. If you're waiting because of religion, or to be sure he's right for you, and he doesn't feel the same way, you need to find a compromise. If the fleshlight stops him from cheating, leave him be until you're ready to replace it.

Comments

Ruairi the red 7

Monday 29 March 2021 0:45

Atleast he ain't cheating

prince21 3

Monday 29 March 2021 4:42

give me his Instagram or number lol

Sumus125 17

Monday 29 March 2021 4:45

wtf lol

bleachedraven 14

Monday 29 March 2021 6:45

😂

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 29 March 2021 6:13

Gnomie Leviton 4

Monday 29 March 2021 7:17

Anon here! I was already fully aware that he used a fleshlight and I don't mind one bit. Usually he keeps it hidden though. Accidentally laying on top of it was what freaked me out!

bobsanction 18

Monday 29 March 2021 9:40

That really makes it not an FML then, more of an awkwardturtle.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 29 March 2021 16:06

Yeah, not an FML if you already knew. Unexepected sure, but you can't feel bad if you accept he uses it.

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 30 March 2021 8:50

Seems like a double standard. Pretty much every girl I've slept with has a sex toy either under their pillow or in the nightstand. It's never struck me as odd.