Birthday and Kids: Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my...

By Mak10 - 21/08/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 03:00

Today, while celebrating my birthday, my family found time after a few drinks to start at least one argument, if not more, and drove me to biting my nails off. I don't even remember the last time that happened. FML

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By apple - 16/07/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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By morg2000 - 17/02/2009 23:23 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 14:00

Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 12:00

Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 183

By owned - 28/04/2009 14:12 - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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By VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

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Sobering

By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Antitrolldevice 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:11

Kid = 1 Idiot = 0

trynightday 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:08

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DiscountKing 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:07

Your nephew's a toolbox.

AlexZB 0

Friday 21 August 2009 22:15

he's got a point

yamba_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:05

wtf.. THIS IS NOT AN FML

HahaYDI 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:08

*Presses the "...ok then what" button*

veggiebre93 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:37

so right!. not an fml. if yuhr nephew calling yu an idiot hurt yuhr feelings, then, well, yu are an idiot. p.s. HOW THE HECK DOES STRAWS MAKE YU LOOK LIKE WOLVERINE!?.

justdancebbyx3 7

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:07

Six year old FTW!!!

Bansheethekilla 2

Saturday 22 August 2009 3:17

GOD i lol'ed hard at this

mzbabygurl97 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:01

I know right. I mean, shouldn't this be the other way around. Although, there is a bright side to this. When you act like a 6 year old "idiot", you inspire your nephew to act like an 18 year old smart ass. BRAVO! Lol. YDI for thinking you were funny. YDI for acting like a complete fool in public. YDI for being retarded. YDI for using straws instead of knives to stab yourself with. FYL

mzbabygurl97 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:06

Oh yeah, and you deserved it for putting "ask" instead of putting "and asked him" or "asked" Verb tense.

eshploded 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:26

DX grammar nazi fail.

frikkinhannah 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 14:09

She was just trying to make her son laugh and recognize Wolverine, and it failed in front of other people. FML is about life's little inconvinences. Therefore, FYL, OP.

frikkinhannah 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 14:11

*nephew

Legend_514 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 16:46

haha fyl

TheOptimist 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 9:54

of course he couldn't figure out who you actually were, Wolverines are the people with knives, the idiots are the ones who face them with straws and think they can compete.

micaelareppucci 6

Tuesday 18 September 2012 0:21

68- Do you know how uneducated you sound when you purposely spell 'you' and 'your' wrong? It doesn't change the spelling of the word. And you sound like a dumb ass.