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Well, you took the name of Dawkins in vain, so maybe that's why.
If your girl does something to you, do it back. It'll be alot more arousing to you.
Well, it could have been worse, she could have stuck a finger up your arse.
as long as she enjoyed it !
I used "bacon" in sentences like this, but I shall switch to "Dawkins". Much better.
Sometimes people do things like this for amusement or to irritate someone. In high school i would out of no where pinch or pluck my friends for fun in class while they were off guard because it was amusing. Haha. But i never did it to the extent where someone cried! I guess she is just one of those people in a higher form or something. If this is the case, protect them nipples op!! Or give her a purple nurple back!
You would try to hurt your friends, even minorly, "because it was amusing"? Somehow I doubt the people you did it to were quite so amused, any more than OP was in this case.
This may be news to you, but kids absolutely can be hurt. And can hurt others. And some kids' "games" are other kids' misery.
LOL.. Favouriting this ! Totally made my night !
The female is beginning to show signs of dominance with her mate as she causes him pain for her entertainment. *i say with a thick Australian accent*
What did you do to "deserve" that?? Ummm, MAYBE, start dating the dumb girl.
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The way this is worded makes me picture your nipples in tears.
"What in the name of Dawkins" that's fantastic. Also, maybe she's just trying to tell you she's into pain. Sure would be a weird way of showing it, but ya know.