Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
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mekiswrite 21
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I hope you mean ex-boyfriend.

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blondie45 21

You need to ditch that psychopath immediately! I would even go as far as taking out a restraining order.... anyone who thinks that kind of behaviour is appropriate is dangerous...

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mekiswrite 21
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I hope you mean ex-boyfriend.

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RichardPencil 30
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Obviously! No one wants to date a bed wetter. Surely he dumped her after her loss of bladder control.

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EmDizzle2007 28

the most played-out comment on this site by far.

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mfranks19891989 10
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If he put it on YouTube can you post a link to the video I’d like to watch you wet yourself

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blondie45 21

You need to ditch that psychopath immediately! I would even go as far as taking out a restraining order.... anyone who thinks that kind of behaviour is appropriate is dangerous...

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Batman_1872 20

wow someone's a snowflake

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Mungolikecandy 19

That is pretty abusive behaviour. There are jokes and then there is abuse and he has crossed a line.

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cardin06 15

And it was so traumatic that you had to put it on FML? ...jus sayin.

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Fickle 6

What a douche bag! Hopefully you have enough sense to move free of an asshole like that.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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If you're still with him, see how he likes your new chainsaw, and hockey mask.

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Twinkee718 4
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That's just an asshole thing to do... I say be done with him.

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hannieannie 18
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Hi, it’s my partner of 6 years and we’re in the middle of a prank war. Safe to say he won!

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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Oooh ok then! he won!

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J15237 25

If he is a serious boyfriend who you have future plans with then I would find a way to get him back. If he is temporary I would consider looking for another boyfriend. I mean it is funny, but at the same time once the laugh has happened he does need to move on.

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