Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 239
You deserved it 2 032

Same thing different taste

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Now you know not to take her chocolates

Jon Tessler 14

YDI, they weren't yours to eat

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Now you know not to take her chocolates

Jon Tessler 14

YDI, they weren't yours to eat

Either way you stole from your sister.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Looks like you're gonna have to steal someone else's chocolates. Your sister is not to be trifled with.

I think you meant to say that she’s not to be truffled with.

I wish I had! I'm guessing she'd go for an Almond Joy because "sometimes you feel like a nut."

mccuish 25

YDI yes, but that was a massive overreaction for your sister

Naw....overreacting whould have been throwing him out of a window.... this was just fine