By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 17:24 - United States - Newnan

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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maz95 17

Must've been described as one hell of a pizza!

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enormouselephant 15

First we knead the dough, mmm digging our hands all in it. Then we rub pizza sauce all over it and blow cheese on top of it...oh baby.

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Misswildsides 22

Who doesn't get turned on over the descriptive words of a mouth watering pizza?!

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poopshreds 10

Just look at all that pepperoni and Italian sausage

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maz95 17

#9 actually had me somewhere..great job! :p

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Osito2011 9

Pizza is no laughing matter. It's up there next to the all mighty bacon!

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Oh, yes, grab that sausage and make pepperoni.

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lambda_fml 40

pizza you so sexy...i wanna remove your toppings.

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klol_fml 11

At least you werent getting turned on by a banana or a donut.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Oh come on now!!! Who DOESN'T get turned on by a delicious slice of pizza???

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

That's dirty thinking.... I like you.

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LolPieRofl 11

Oh yes now, slowly rub in the sauce, oh yes like that. Now gently sprinkle the cheese so that the sauce has something to hold on. Now roll it up and stick it up your ass. Good Day.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Pizza kicks ass. I'd let it diddle my butthole any day.

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Lauren324 18

A pizza how sexy can it be? Why not something even better like Belgian waffles topped with strawberries and whipped cream. Now I can dream about that....

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kevsandy303 12

Well, pizza can look pretty saucy! Or was that pun too cheesy?

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jdm_powered 6

I thought that cheese joke was just grate.

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andyyroxx 20

I'm gonna Brie honest, that was whey too funny.

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BunchieRules 31

Alright guys, I think we Feta stop now. What if Pleonasm or DocBastard get a hold of our String of puns? This Curd be a long, Cerney thread, and nobody's Gouda do Jack about it.

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jdm_powered 6

you're right for pizza sake.we'd better stop posting on this shred.

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tsent8 15

Really #72 you could have at least said c-c-c- COMBOBREAKER!!! Like the rest of us.

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WolfFang2 2

Perdix lol. Again I c a comment from u on something

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jezane 9

... Right... Well I don't blame op, after all a fresh out of the oven pizza is pretty hot.

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gracehi 31

You know what they say: Pussy is like pizza. If you have good pizza, it's great. If you have bad pizza...it's still pretty good.

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sens3sfailing 24

Or if its bad it gets all over your shirt?

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LiterOfCola 16

A bad pizza is a fishy pizza

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

My thoughts exactly.

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