FML : Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually...

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 21 December 2012 17:24 / United States - Newnan

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By redbluegreen | 40

#5269298 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:14

Cum in 30 minutes or less or it's free!

By Snowble11 | 13

#5269272 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:10

Just imagine the food network

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By Snowble11 | 13

#5269272 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:10

Just imagine the food network

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LO388 | 7

#5269524 - Saturday 22 December 2012 04:06

Crème fraîche?

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sens3sfailing | 24

#5269560 - Saturday 22 December 2012 04:17

This isn't normal?....I need to stop going to Globogym...

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seandoc | 13

#5269648 - Saturday 22 December 2012 04:48

Boston Creme... no? Okay.

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Jovecove | 13

#5270897 - Saturday 22 December 2012 04:43

Omelette du fromage

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gatorclay97 | 26

#6079006 - Thursday 2 October 2014 05:26

Fap fap fap

By maz95 | 16

#5269277 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:11

Must've been described as one hell of a pizza!

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enormouselephant | 15

#5269319 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:17

First we knead the dough, mmm digging our hands all in it. Then we rub pizza sauce all over it and blow cheese on top of it...oh baby.

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Misswildsides | 22

#5269384 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:30

Who doesn't get turned on over the descriptive words of a mouth watering pizza?!

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poopshreds | 10

#5269399 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:34

Just look at all that pepperoni and Italian sausage

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maz95 | 16

#5269433 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:40

#9 actually had me somewhere..great job! :p

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Osito2011 | 6

#5269507 - Saturday 22 December 2012 04:02

Pizza is no laughing matter. It's up there next to the all mighty bacon!

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Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5270246 - Saturday 22 December 2012 08:22

Oh, yes, grab that sausage and make pepperoni.

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lambda_fml | 40

#5270761 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:41

pizza you so sexy...i wanna remove your toppings.

By klol_fml | 11

#5269291 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:13

At least you werent getting turned on by a banana or a donut.

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bombshellbabee01 | 9

#5269604 - Saturday 22 December 2012 04:30

Or a banana and a donut

By bombshellbabee01 | 9

#5269295 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:13

Everybody loves pizza, how could you not be turned on!

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ohSNAPyall | 26

#5270069 - Saturday 22 December 2012 06:26

Yeah! Olive pizza!

By redbluegreen | 40

#5269298 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:14

Cum in 30 minutes or less or it's free!

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manicethemage | 9

#5269411 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:36

Your comment made my day.

By HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5269301 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:15

Oh come on now!!! Who DOESN'T get turned on by a delicious slice of pizza???

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HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5269316 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:17

That's dirty thinking.... I like you.

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LolPieRofl | 11

#5270105 - Saturday 22 December 2012 06:38

Oh yes now, slowly rub in the sauce, oh yes like that. Now gently sprinkle the cheese so that the sauce has something to hold on. Now roll it up and stick it up your ass. Good Day.

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Mister_Triangle | 21

#5270499 - Saturday 22 December 2012 12:33

Pizza kicks ass. I'd let it diddle my butthole any day.

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gc327072 | 29

#5271537 - Saturday 22 December 2012 09:43

^says forever alone guy.

By Lauren324 | 18

#5269305 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:15

A pizza how sexy can it be? Why not something even better like Belgian waffles topped with strawberries and whipped cream. Now I can dream about that....

By kevsandy303 | 12

#5269323 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:18

Well, pizza can look pretty saucy! Or was that pun too cheesy?

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jdm_powered | 6

#5269355 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:23

I thought that cheese joke was just grate.

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andyyroxx | 20

#5269618 - Saturday 22 December 2012 04:35

I'm gonna Brie honest, that was whey too funny.

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jdm_powered | 6

#5269622 - Saturday 22 December 2012 04:37

no, now you're pieing too hard.

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perdix | 29

#5269750 - Saturday 22 December 2012 05:12

Forever provolone.

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BunchieRules | 31

#5269760 - Saturday 22 December 2012 05:13

Alright guys, I think we Feta stop now. What if Pleonasm or DocBastard get a hold of our String of puns? This Curd be a long, Cerney thread, and nobody's Gouda do Jack about it.

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jdm_powered | 6

#5269931 - Saturday 22 December 2012 05:46

you're right for pizza sake.we'd better stop posting on this shred.

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bluevayero | 36

#5270571 - Saturday 22 December 2012 01:07

mmmmmm Pizzaaaaaa.....

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tsent8 | 15

#5270843 - Saturday 22 December 2012 04:20

Really #72 you could have at least said c-c-c- COMBOBREAKER!!! Like the rest of us.

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WolfFang2 | 2

#5272142 - Sunday 23 December 2012 03:16

Perdix lol. Again I c a comment from u on something

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jezane | 8

#5272330 - Sunday 23 December 2012 04:42

... Right... Well I don't blame op, after all a fresh out of the oven pizza is pretty hot.

By gracehi | 31

#5269334 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:19

You know what they say: Pussy is like pizza. If you have good pizza, it's great. If you have bad pizza...it's still pretty good.

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sens3sfailing | 24

#5269800 - Saturday 22 December 2012 05:23

Or if its bad it gets all over your shirt?

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LiterOfCola | 16

#5269977 - Saturday 22 December 2012 05:57

A bad pizza is a fishy pizza

By mega20913 | 8

#5269336 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:19

mmmmm.... pepperoni

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HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5269402 - Saturday 22 December 2012 03:34

My thoughts exactly.

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