Just imagine the food network

Crème fraîche?

This isn't normal?....I need to stop going to Globogym...

Boston Creme... no? Okay.

Omelette du fromage

Fap fap fap

Must've been described as one hell of a pizza!

First we knead the dough, mmm digging our hands all in it. Then we rub pizza sauce all over it and blow cheese on top of it...oh baby.

Who doesn't get turned on over the descriptive words of a mouth watering pizza?!

Just look at all that pepperoni and Italian sausage

#9 actually had me somewhere..great job! :p

Pizza is no laughing matter. It's up there next to the all mighty bacon!

Oh, yes, grab that sausage and make pepperoni.

pizza you so sexy...i wanna remove your toppings.

At least you werent getting turned on by a banana or a donut.

Or a banana and a donut

Everybody loves pizza, how could you not be turned on!

Yeah! Olive pizza!

Cum in 30 minutes or less or it's free!

Your comment made my day.

Oh come on now!!! Who DOESN'T get turned on by a delicious slice of pizza???

That's dirty thinking.... I like you.

Oh yes now, slowly rub in the sauce, oh yes like that. Now gently sprinkle the cheese so that the sauce has something to hold on. Now roll it up and stick it up your ass. Good Day.

Pizza kicks ass. I'd let it diddle my butthole any day.

^says forever alone guy.

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Well, pizza can look pretty saucy! Or was that pun too cheesy?

I thought that cheese joke was just grate.

I'm gonna Brie honest, that was whey too funny.

no, now you're pieing too hard.

Forever provolone.

Alright guys, I think we Feta stop now. What if Pleonasm or DocBastard get a hold of our String of puns? This Curd be a long, Cerney thread, and nobody's Gouda do Jack about it.

you're right for pizza sake.we'd better stop posting on this shred.

mmmmmm Pizzaaaaaa.....

Really #72 you could have at least said c-c-c- COMBOBREAKER!!! Like the rest of us.

Perdix lol. Again I c a comment from u on something

... Right... Well I don't blame op, after all a fresh out of the oven pizza is pretty hot.

You know what they say: Pussy is like pizza. If you have good pizza, it's great. If you have bad pizza...it's still pretty good.

Or if its bad it gets all over your shirt?

A bad pizza is a fishy pizza

mmmmm.... pepperoni

My thoughts exactly.