By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto
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That's gouda of her to tell you. Now Swiss over to the market before you end up provolone.
Find the stinkiest cheese you can find and rub it all over yourself. Might solve the problem.
Actually 12 - that would be Casu marzu. It's a goat's cheese which is basically left to get spoiled. Maggots are purposefully left to grow and feed within the wheel of cheese, causing even greater fermentation and a softer cheese that is mixed with the already eaten and expelled cheese from the maggots. The cheese is then consumed, some prefer with maggots others prefer without.
Um maybe it's just me but, that seems a bit extreme... Some guys find lesbians making out or having "sex" as a turn on however, I'm not so sure that having one of them shoved up where the sun don't shine is an acceptable alternative. I don't even like my own shit being up there. Why do you think I get it out as soon as I can?