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By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 17:24 - United States - Newnan

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 11:44 - Australia

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Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML

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Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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By PTKFML - 26/07/2009 04:37 - United States

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Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By djfail - 01/09/2011 17:56 - United States

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Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

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Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

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By therevsev - 02/10/2011 06:05 - United States

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Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Saturday 22 December 2012 3:14

Cum in 30 minutes or less or it's free!

Snowble11 13

Saturday 22 December 2012 3:10

Just imagine the food network

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niquenique_ 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 12:35

I don't blame you.

samiraa14 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 21:34

Haha I saw this on instagram

janro72 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 4:58

ahhh foodgasms

painsteak 0

Sunday 30 December 2012 9:48

Weird, I was posting to the creme fraiche and somehow it ends up on your. FM tablet.

calivianya 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 7:51

It happens. Good food can be a lot better than sex sometimes.

soldiat_fml 17

Monday 22 July 2013 8:47

Not that difficult, actually. Kind of reminds me of Dirty Minds. I'm pretty sure one of the cards made a refrigerator sound quite sexual.

gazettefan42 8

Wednesday 2 October 2013 8:35

Shane Dawson was talking about something similar in one of his podcasts

WingedLovely27 20

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:13

Dat sausage...mmm.

how_to_implode 17

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:17

Hey, pleasure is pleasure. And food is such sweet pleasure ....

magnetic_aura 26

Friday 19 September 2014 1:40

Happens to me all the time! I think I've been single for too long... And I'm a fat kid. The two may have something to do with each other...

Kavka 15

Saturday 22 August 2015 22:23

this happens to me all the time. LOL

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