By Acidic Donut - 30/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 624
You deserved it 8 925

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Put the booze back or else their behavior will be shittier!

On the bright side, you now have a lot of booze to yourself.

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Put the booze back or else their behavior will be shittier!

worth the try OP. drink up ;)

Don't want them to be alcoholics now right?

On the bright side, you now have a lot of booze to yourself.

lmfao, win, FYL though OP:(

Well at least now you know

SkyGuy32 17

I feel bad for OP. My mom gets really pissed off at the smallest things. There's nothing really good to do about it.

at least you tried!

Give 'em the booze back. As long as they are hungover they will ignore you!

I bet they were even bigger assholes after you hid their booze

I wouldn't be too happy if you hid my stuff either.

Hid their booze ? Oh my, if I did anything to my parents booze or fags they would kill me, literally.

For those confused by the usage of the word "fags", in England it means cigarettes.

It also archaically means "a bundle of wood or sticks" Knowledge is power!

Well, I'm sure hiding your parents' hairdressers and interior decorators wouldn't make them happy, either.

29 - Stop. Put down your electronics. Go sit in the corner. Think about that horrible statement you just made. Come back when you're less of a dick.

Who's confused? I thought that was common knowledge.

No, they would not LITERALLY kill you.

38) Many people in America don't know that a fag = cigarette to the UK, since it's so predominantly used as a slur towards homosexuals over here.

Maby they just bought new booze, because you mentioned they drink to much, I know I would

if she had to get to the point of hiding their booze it's probably because they were unwilling to stop, right? Maybe they're addicted and if so would probably actually go buy some more.