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Helpfully chimed in did he? Thought his minute Dong could strike lucky and help give a baby a ticker? Good thing you clocked him and got his number! Good you saw his true inner workings so he didn't bash one out with his bellend. Face it, he was a windup wasn't he? Was old enough to be a Grandfather? Pity he didn't get a hand to the face. (Not really though, watch it, he is a jerk and disgusting but violence would get you into trebble).
That’s why it’s good to have a mace in your purse. Not the spray though, the medieval weapon.
Thank him for his offer and accept it. Tell him to find you a tall, handsome, rich guy with an advanced degree and no family history of cancer, early death or dementia. There still are gentlemen in this world!
You should tell him that he's the one who's past his prime and then offer to give him a free vasectomy...
This is where you tell him you have a boyfriend so he can get the hell out of the way.
I love how there is always more respect towards another man than towards the woman just saying no.