How kind...

By NoThanks - 11/05/2018 01:30

Today, despite my objections, a 50-year-old guy at a bar tried to convince me that my "biological clock is ticking" and that it was time to have kids, "before it's too late". He then offered his help in this noble endeavor. FML
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That’s why it’s good to have a mace in your purse. Not the spray though, the medieval weapon.

Thank him for his offer and accept it. Tell him to find you a tall, handsome, rich guy with an advanced degree and no family history of cancer, early death or dementia. There still are gentlemen in this world!

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Helpfully chimed in did he? Thought his minute Dong could strike lucky and help give a baby a ticker? Good thing you clocked him and got his number! Good you saw his true inner workings so he didn't bash one out with his bellend. Face it, he was a windup wasn't he? Was old enough to be a Grandfather? Pity he didn't get a hand to the face. (Not really though, watch it, he is a jerk and disgusting but violence would get you into trebble).

and if it was the other way round, aka male hitting female it wouldnt be ok and you might be stuck doing time. So take my punny rhetoric with a pinch of salt ;)

That’s why it’s good to have a mace in your purse. Not the spray though, the medieval weapon.

Both forms of mace used in combination are far better:)

A mace that sprays mace upon impact!

Bringing age into it was rude! he could have just offered to go halves on a kid...

Thank him for his offer and accept it. Tell him to find you a tall, handsome, rich guy with an advanced degree and no family history of cancer, early death or dementia. There still are gentlemen in this world!

And they say men have high standards.

You should tell him that he's the one who's past his prime and then offer to give him a free vasectomy...

Men are fertile way into old age! Depending on how he took care of himself, his desirability clock may be #TimesUp!

Richard, I think she means giving the guy a knee to the groin (or some other likewise painful action) to dissuade him from ever offering another woman the same.

Richard, this guy's "desirability clock" ran out long before this i.e., being a gentleman.

If you ask me, it sounds more like his biological clock is ticking and he's desperate for sex.

This is where you tell him you have a boyfriend so he can get the hell out of the way.

I love how there is always more respect towards another man than towards the woman just saying no.

No guys ever said they have a girlfriend instead of rejecting another lady? Its not about respecting another "man" more than a women, it's about rejecting another person without being as harsh as saying no.

Give him a rejection hotline number.

I’ve totally had that happen to me as well

You should have asked him by what he meant by “help.” Did he just mean the fucking part or the changing diapers, teaching to ride a bike, having the sex talk and paying for college part? If it’s the latter, you might want to think about it.