By NoThanks - 11/5/2018 01:30

How kind...

Today, despite my objections, a 50-year-old guy at a bar tried to convince me that my "biological clock is ticking" and that it was time to have kids, "before it's too late". He then offered his help in this noble endeavor. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

Thank him for his offer and accept it. Tell him to find you a tall, handsome, rich guy with an advanced degree and no family history of cancer, early death or dementia.

There still are gentlemen in this world!

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By  interesting33  |  36

Helpfully chimed in did he? Thought his minute Dong could strike lucky and help give a baby a ticker? Good thing you clocked him and got his number! Good you saw his true inner workings so he didn't bash one out with his bellend. Face it, he was a windup wasn't he? Was old enough to be a Grandfather? Pity he didn't get a hand to the face. (Not really though, watch it, he is a jerk and disgusting but violence would get you into trebble).

By  RichardPencil  |  27

Thank him for his offer and accept it. Tell him to find you a tall, handsome, rich guy with an advanced degree and no family history of cancer, early death or dementia.

There still are gentlemen in this world!

By  RichardPencil  |  27

You should have asked him by what he meant by “help.” Did he just mean the fucking part or the changing diapers, teaching to ride a bike, having the sex talk and paying for college part?

If it’s the latter, you might want to think about it.