Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
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blueblu97
| 16
It just seems as if every time I hear the word dentist, blood is not far behind
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MrConcise
| 34
"Yeah, the dismembered finger really adds to the atmosphere." *CHOMP*
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blueblu97
| 16
It just seems as if every time I hear the word dentist, blood is not far behind
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JMichael
| 25
Or them poking around with that sharp hook looking object making your gums bleed and telling you you should brush your teeth more often.
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UC_jrmnts
| 15
I don't think the dentist meant blood. I think the dentist was getting at how bad OP's oral hygiene is...
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ItsFeztho
| 13
Or maybe it's both, who knows
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EverestMelting
| 23
Okay. Now let's be relevant here. What about the orthodontist..?
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BigLatchZatch
| 14
Don't forget the part where they nag your ass to floss.
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orbit
| 22
Op probably doesn't floss regularly like most people, so when the dentist flossed their teeth they started to bleed
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MaddyLannister
| 8
Someone gift this guy a toothbrush.
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schhichick
| 14
Umm maybe his roommate stole it?!
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WhoopteDo
| 26
That was such a criminal thing to say!
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Kyle1dc
| 17
I'm gonna butcher this pun... oh wait.
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SideOfTheAngels
| 23
That's unnerving. Hope it wasn't major or painful.
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snippit
| 18
That's so bloody mean!!
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MrConcise
| 34
"Yeah, the dismembered finger really adds to the atmosphere." *CHOMP*
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Welshite
| 39
Was there yellow police tape and evidence markers too?
"That poor tooth went out in a bad way. Just look at that chalk outline."
"That poor tooth went out in a bad way. Just look at that chalk outline."
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lovelyvampire
| 16
call up criminal minds:) but seriously your teeth are very important! take care of them!!
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granCanyon
| 12
It's the 21st century people...If you can afford a orthodontist I'm pretty sure you can afford a toothbrush and some toothpaste. i'm also pretty sure you can spare 2x 3minutes every day to brush your teeth.
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Batmans_cat
| 14
You brush for 3 minutes!! I only brush for 2 minutes 56 seconds...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
slacker
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
I brush twice a day but I'm bad about flossing :( I try to, I just forget. I probably only floss once a week. The dentist never forgets to remind me, and promptly makes me bleed. *sigh*
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schhichick
| 14
Well peoples roommates might steal their oral hygiene products
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MrCareless
| 17
Not a good thing to hear when you're lying down and you can't do anything :/