By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
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blueblu97 16

It just seems as if every time I hear the word dentist, blood is not far behind

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MrConcise 34

"Yeah, the dismembered finger really adds to the atmosphere." *CHOMP*

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blueblu97 16

It just seems as if every time I hear the word dentist, blood is not far behind

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JMichael 25

Or them poking around with that sharp hook looking object making your gums bleed and telling you you should brush your teeth more often.

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UC_jrmnts 15

I don't think the dentist meant blood. I think the dentist was getting at how bad OP's oral hygiene is...

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EverestMelting 23

Okay. Now let's be relevant here. What about the orthodontist..?

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BigLatchZatch 14

Don't forget the part where they nag your ass to floss.

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orbit 22

Op probably doesn't floss regularly like most people, so when the dentist flossed their teeth they started to bleed

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schhichick 14

Umm maybe his roommate stole it?!

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Kyle1dc 17

I'm gonna butcher this pun... oh wait.

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SideOfTheAngels 23

That's unnerving. Hope it wasn't major or painful.

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MrConcise 34

"Yeah, the dismembered finger really adds to the atmosphere." *CHOMP*

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Welshite 39

Was there yellow police tape and evidence markers too? "That poor tooth went out in a bad way. Just look at that chalk outline."

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lovelyvampire 16

call up criminal minds:) but seriously your teeth are very important! take care of them!!

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granCanyon 12

It's the 21st century people...If you can afford a orthodontist I'm pretty sure you can afford a toothbrush and some toothpaste. i'm also pretty sure you can spare 2x 3minutes every day to brush your teeth.

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Batmans_cat 14

You brush for 3 minutes!! I only brush for 2 minutes 56 seconds...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I brush twice a day but I'm bad about flossing :( I try to, I just forget. I probably only floss once a week. The dentist never forgets to remind me, and promptly makes me bleed. *sigh*

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schhichick 14

Well peoples roommates might steal their oral hygiene products

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MrCareless 17

Not a good thing to hear when you're lying down and you can't do anything :/

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