Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Tehalon 0
Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?
polishswede 0
I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.
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Comments (93)
ladybeatle 0
#28 - the FML here is not that the mom was talking to her son, but that the girl's boyfriend thought it would be fine to carry on a conversation with his mom while still inside his girlfriend. Personally I'd get sooo creeped out by that. Sometimes my sister or grandparents will call when I'm with my boyfriend and I have to put all my clothes back on before I pick up. and to everyone saying he was still hard: just because it's in there doesn't mean it's fully erect. I mean what is it gonna do, fall out? I agree with #21
failbot123 0
what a champ
fillmyheart028 0
lol number 17
greenman_fml 0
when that happens to my girlfriend, say when her mom calls her on the phone (because we're not so stupid and desperate that we have sex when our parents are home), i just pump as hard as i can to try and make her squeal while on the phone. it's a fun game.
blazerbum 0
How is this rude on his mother's part? Do you think she KNEW they were having sex?? And what would you want the boyfriend to say "hold up mom I'm let me finish *******!" Mayyyybe he coulda pulled out and talked to her, but there's really nothing else to do.
loopy_fml 0
awkward... What's with all these people having sex while their parents are home?
Failercoptor 0
eh whatever. you're gettin some be happy you c*nt
dumbkid 0
Yeahhh, definitely not smart to be having sex while your Mom is in the next room. When I was in high school, nobody of the opposite sex was allowed in my room... and I don't think I ever had sex at somebody elses house unless it was like 3am and we were positive everyone was sleeping and we were in the basement when everyone else was 2 floors up. Stupid, stupid.
redlollipop 0
Please tell me why you were having sex while his mom was home. I'm hoping she randomly popped in or somehting
bucket85 0
it says called TO him. there was no phone involved...idiots