Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Tehalon 0
Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?
polishswede 0
I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.
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Comments (93)
dcapp 0
how did he stay hard???????
TheNameless_fml 0
#4, having sex at your parents' houses is not the problem. The real problem is that these people don't have the balls to either ignore their parents or to tell them, "go away, we're *******!" Also, was he able to stay hard? Prying minds want to know.
threegp 0
shitty parenting seriously who lets their kids have sex while they are at home? and if they didn't know, why the hell do you allow them to close the door with the opposing sex some people i swear are sooooo stupid
ashleyy_fml 0
To everyone saying it's gross he stayed hard while talking to his mom, where is the world does the OP say he stayed hard?! Pretty sure I don't see that. That sucks though, hahah. Complete mood kill right there.
kellster 2
Don't have sex in people's parents' homes!!!! That should be the name of this website. Why are people so stupid and inconsiderate?!
commonsense 0
@11,25 and everyone else who says theres no where else to go...... you can atleast wait till one of the houses is empty, or atleast not when the whole family is home ready for dinner
maiden_girl 5
Ummm... why were you two having sex with his mom IN THE NEXT ROOM!!??? At least do it at his house or your house or at least when your parents aren't at home!
pdoom 0
I've done this before haha
arcangel81 0
wait...y'all were having sex with his mother in the house??? WTF?!?
StephanieSays 0
just push him off you, idiot.