Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Tehalon 0
Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?
polishswede 0
I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.
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Comments (93)
N0Luck 0
hot
SilverBallet 0
Yeah, I don't understand how people could have sex, knowing their parents are in the house. Oh well. Just think of it this way: he could have shouted after thirty seconds into the conversation, "I'll come down and talk to you in a minute, Mom! I'm getting my bone on right now!"
carpe_cotidie 0
Haha, been there. Just be glad she didn't come in.
Aquaslash 0
YDI because all you did was lay there
christiner51 0
That's a bit akward.
lions2057 0
LOL @ 17. What was he supposed to do, ignore her? That would have ended badly.
Budhaking 0
its either that or his mom comes into the room and has a 5 minute conversation right?
Superman8_fml 0
no one told you to stop, hoe
sunshyne84_fml 0
what do u expect when u have sex while their parents are home? was he supposed to tell his mom to wait?
xLovey 3
Just today while my boyfriend and I were having sex, my mother called me, and I had to answer or she would have freaked out. He didn't feel the need to stop ******* me in the ass while I was having a conversation with her about my grandfather's funeral.