By caughtontape - 22/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML
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Same thing different taste

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Top comments

Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."

Guiseppi 0

That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.

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you rock dude, unless your a chix then it sucks!

ryguy997 0

if op was a girl how could they get a boner they have different body parts doh!

lovemysnubber 0

you shoulda signed the girls yearbooks "lemme know if your interested ;)" over empty space in the picture

If everybody noticed your stuff must be huge. Not an fml

Lol people laugh you tell them I got 99 numbers and they all bitches ._.

AHAHAHHA......i mean u could always claim u were looking at a hot girl....if u dont......gay

You deserved it for getting a boner...

lol you'll look back on it when you're older and laugh

hahahahahahahahaha say something was in your pocket..or..uh.. yea idk

Hahaha. I was on the cover of my sophomore yearbook. I looked like a boy.

Americo_fml 0

Be happy your school doesn't put stickers over things like that like my school does. Trust me when I say more people would notice the boner after peeling off the sticker than people eying everyone's crotches.

well everyone will have something to remember you by that's for sure

Guiseppi 0

That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.

TheOrpheus 0

Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."