Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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Tehalon 0
Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?
polishswede 0
I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.
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Comments (93)
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
To the people joking about how he stayed hard while talking to his mom... his dick is in a vag. Why wouldn't he?
Damone 0
true, i guess he kept moving while talking to her mom. like Bernice Mac's joke, next time girl, when he starts talking, start moaning hard, see if that makes him hang up the ******* phone and continue. lol
shehzeenahmed 0
talk about awkwardness. did you just get right back into it when their conversation was over?
YouRF____d 0
Talk about a cockblock.... F his L
LyuboLove 0
well, the good news is, we know he can last at least 5 minutes. that's better than the one girl who said hers lasted like 30 seconds...
stronzo20 0
When you are a teen where else are you suppose to have sex? Everything has sex with their gf/bf at their parents out. It obviously leads to many FML moments but some people do like the riskiness of it all.
lifeftl 0
that is impressive on your bf's part lol my ex would get calls and i'd keep going and it was funny how she'd mouth "stop" so she could focus on the convo hahaha
sallem5 0
My boyfriend finds it intriguing if his parents call while we're busy. It's the thrill of getting caught. I don't think this is an FML. I think it's an "I wanted to post an FML and this was the closest thing".
thisismyname_fml 1
I agree with number 6. seriously what the hell is wrong with all the kids on here who write about how ****** their lives are when they have awkward sex because they choose to do it around other people? she was in the next ******* room, have some respect.
GamerRetribution 0
I give the BF props for being able to keep going during such a distraction to tell you the truth, the question is, did you at least still enjoy it?
Zoa_fml 0
Well, that''s what you get for having sex in someone's parents house, esp when the parents are home! I don't get this at all...when I was in high school I couldn't even have boys in my room with the doors open. Times can't have changed that much, it was only 7 years ago! In any case YDI!