Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Tehalon 0
Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?
polishswede 0
I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.
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Comments (93)
IHateTheBritish 0
yum yum cum in my tum
Damone 0
been there several times
tiffyco 0
y would u b having sex in his patents house?? YTDI
beeffyboy 0
b glad he lasted 5 minutes.
pinoykid13 0
at least him mom didnt walk into the room
alicec123 0
why have sex while she I literally a few yards away? YDI
smashu112 0
bet it felt nice jk haha
Bbycakez12 0
#10! Lmao
Alexandria928 0
dude you coulda made that so kinky and made it hard for him to talk to her. duh be sexy!
FunnyGuy5051 7
better than him saying "I can't talk now mom, I'm having sex"