Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
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DEADPOOL076 30

Look mom, I'm a big boy now. There's a real, live girl in my bed!

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darshini_ii 24

Such a dutiful young boy you got there.

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DEADPOOL076 30

Look mom, I'm a big boy now. There's a real, live girl in my bed!

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Koren55 5

A Girl? I thought his husband was a guy.

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Koren55 5

A Girl? I thought his husband was a guy.

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species4872 19

Read it again!

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darshini_ii 24

Such a dutiful young boy you got there.

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species4872 19

"Of course she's naked, you wanted grand kids didn't you?"

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Cynical_1 26

Unless he was pointing the phone at you I can't honestly see what the problem is. Now if he had answered the call during sex then you'd have something to be upset about.

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skippydoda 32

The husband could've waited until the clothes were back on.

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jcash52426 5

You always answer a call or a FaceTime call from your mother if not she will most likely come over or send the police because she will think something is wrong.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Um not if she understands you're an adult and has boundaries. Could you imagine that call? Mom- "I'd like to get a well-being check on my son." Police- "ok when did you last see or hear from him?" Mom- "well I tried to FaceTime him once today and he didn't answer, I'm so worried." Police- ??

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RichardPencil 30

No problem, its FaceTime! You've got nothing to worry about until Apple adds the BoobTime feature. (Fingers crossed for iOS 11)

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jaydoo 6

Was mom turned on to see you glowing?

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da_epic_failman 7

Who are you dating?! Sterling Archer??

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