Intimacy: Mama's Boy

Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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DEADPOOL076 30

Tuesday 7 March 2017 16:04

Look mom, I'm a big boy now. There's a real, live girl in my bed!

darshini_ii 24

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Tuesday 7 March 2017 16:45

Such a dutiful young boy you got there.

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DEADPOOL076 30

Tuesday 7 March 2017 16:04

Look mom, I'm a big boy now. There's a real, live girl in my bed!

Koren55 5

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Tuesday 7 March 2017 18:33

A Girl? I thought his husband was a guy.

Koren55 5

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Tuesday 7 March 2017 18:33

A Girl? I thought his husband was a guy.

species4872 19

Tuesday 7 March 2017 20:06

Read it again!

darshini_ii 24

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Tuesday 7 March 2017 16:45

Such a dutiful young boy you got there.

species4872 19

Tuesday 7 March 2017 17:18

"Of course she's naked, you wanted grand kids didn't you?"

Cali 54

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Wednesday 8 March 2017 10:19

Good one!

Cynical_1 26

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Tuesday 7 March 2017 17:41

Unless he was pointing the phone at you I can't honestly see what the problem is. Now if he had answered the call during sex then you'd have something to be upset about.

skippydoda 32

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Wednesday 8 March 2017 3:40

The husband could've waited until the clothes were back on.

sparkleboob 2

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Tuesday 7 March 2017 18:27

At least it wasn't during!

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 7 March 2017 19:49

You always answer a call or a FaceTime call from your mother if not she will most likely come over or send the police because she will think something is wrong.

InfiniteSunshine 32

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Wednesday 8 March 2017 8:00

Um not if she understands you're an adult and has boundaries. Could you imagine that call? Mom- "I'd like to get a well-being check on my son." Police- "ok when did you last see or hear from him?" Mom- "well I tried to FaceTime him once today and he didn't answer, I'm so worried." Police- ??