Sex and Intimacy: Pull up

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 198

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 586

You deserved it 47 219

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 417

You deserved it 23 273

Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 668

You deserved it 10 159

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 564

You deserved it 2 267

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 196 695

You deserved it 34 728

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 969

You deserved it 794

By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 554

You deserved it 69 900

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 220

You deserved it 8 138

It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 612

You deserved it 4 210

Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 543

You deserved it 48 717

Laxloverr24 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:23

at least your father and he get along.

Cowless 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 21:48

Or she/her family can't afford to buy her a car. Or her boyfriend picked her up so she didn't have her car. Or they walked there after school. Or it was just more fuel efficient for her dad/mom to drop her off on their way to someplace else and then have the dad pick her up on his way home/to run errands. Plenty more reasons for her to be picked up by her dad that do not suggest she's less than sixteen.

Comments

jayhv 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:17

first?

michael32123 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:16

no one gives a shit. I'm pretty sure that # 1 shows ur first. and yeah OP ur boyfriend is my idol

eehizle 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:27

at risk of being a hypocrite myself, I believe that yelling at people that say "first" is even more pointless than saying it in the first place.

cayytee 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 6:34

: )

soccer4ever7 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:21

who cares

Laxloverr24 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:23

at least your father and he get along.

PimhNL 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:26

Haha, no fml and no ydi either imo..

Kathy24 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:27

shit. You're boyfriend is a dumbass! Dump him and find someone with brains.

QuirkyCorgiLove 8

Friday 6 April 2012 0:03

Dumbass? At least it makes it seem they're not up to anything naughty, gives them time to get dressed and stuff, because no father would ever imagine that the boyfriend would be having sex with gis daughter if he was openly making communication. Also, you're rude. "I left my boyfriend because he beat me" "I left my boyfriend because he cheated" "I left my boyfriend because he was controlling." and then here's you "I left my boyfriend because he waved at my dad and possibly bought us time to not get caught and keep me from being in trouble." Seems like YOU'RE the dumbass if anyone is.