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By  pr0j3ctsaturn413  |  1

I heard there was a secret chord
that David played, and it pleased the Lord,
but you don't really care for music, do ya?
It goes like this the fourth, the fifth,
the minor fall, the major lift,
the battle king composing Hallelujah!


  DocBastard  |  38

Nah, a proctologist (aka gastroenterologist) specializes in all things digestive, with a slant towards internal medicine (though they do colonoscopies and upper endoscopies as well). I'm a general and trauma surgeon. Rectal foreign objects (and the assholes who insert them) usually fall to us.

  KaySL  |  24

Christ, Doc, do you have any with a human head up there in lieu of a coke bottle? I'm sure you've seen it all during your 70+ years in the field.

  sourgirl101  |  28

Have a Coke and a smile.

Damn, I really thought that picture was a gag pic or an illusion with the X-ray taken with the bottle outside of the person's body. The things people do is mind boggling.

By  ThreeSheetsGone  |  12

If your boss asks you about it, just tell him/her that their offspring needs to be more careful. Your boss wasn't driving AND it was outside of work. Termination of employment could be grounds for a lawsuit depending on where you live. If it's somewhere that employment is considered at-will, you're screwed.

  lifeinhd  |  3

Go ahead. Wait until the student driver hits their brakes, and you in your "big ass truck" find you have too much momentum to stop in time, so you rear-end them. Genius.


so your saying if they slam on the brakes and the momentum of my truck keeps goin, that I'll rear-end them?

really 122? quit tryin to be smart

smart ass
friggin hate kids