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Yes yes, but what the fuck does this have to do with the FML, you god damn failed rimjob?

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Ol' David probably didn't study for his rectal and played a C major chord. I'm just bored. Someone please entertain me. :'(

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I'm more of the R&B type. but let me know when this David is having a concert ill do my best to attend it.

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Nah, a proctologist (aka gastroenterologist) specializes in all things digestive, with a slant towards internal medicine (though they do colonoscopies and upper endoscopies as well). I'm a general and trauma surgeon. Rectal foreign objects (and the assholes who insert them) usually fall to us.

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Christ, Doc, do you have any with a human head up there in lieu of a coke bottle? I'm sure you've seen it all during your 70+ years in the field.

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Good Lord, I just saw the bottle in your profile picture, DB. That entertained me. Thank you! :D

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Have a Coke and a smile. Damn, I really thought that picture was a gag pic or an illusion with the X-ray taken with the bottle outside of the person's body. The things people do is mind boggling.

If your boss asks you about it, just tell him/her that their offspring needs to be more careful. Your boss wasn't driving AND it was outside of work. Termination of employment could be grounds for a lawsuit depending on where you live. If it's somewhere that employment is considered at-will, you're screwed.

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hahaha I like findin student drivers on the road. get in my big ass truck, ride their ass, rail on the horn, maybe follow em for a bit. so fun screwin with em

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Go ahead. Wait until the student driver hits their brakes, and you in your "big ass truck" find you have too much momentum to stop in time, so you rear-end them. Genius.

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Yup makes me laugh. If anyone drives too close or whatever when im learning to drive i laugh at them, they're the ones who are more likely to get hit.

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so your saying if they slam on the brakes and the momentum of my truck keeps goin, that I'll rear-end them? really 122? quit tryin to be smart smart ass friggin hate kids

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Um... why, what do *you* think would happen? Your truck will magically come to a stop miles away from their rear bumper?

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+1, I'm 17 and have enough sense to watch other cars and pedestrians. I also have enough sense to know not to hit them.

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16-year-olds shouldn't be yelling at "stupid drivers." Didn't anyone teach you about the dangers of road rage?

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