Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML

By Brett meek - 19/2/2010 07:41 - Canada

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By xXEurekaXx | 0

#872380 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

that is disturbing...

By Domonator | 14

#872458 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:29

Face cheeks or butt cheeks?

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By xXEurekaXx | 0

#872380 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

that is disturbing...

rbond93 | 4

#872386 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:09

.....agreed

funshit123 | 0

#872392 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:10

she likes having sex with her son. very disturbing

cantfightfate | 0

#872404 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:12

disturbing, yes but also hilarious!! definitely fyl!

xXSc3n1cXx | 0

#872432 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:20

oh........wow....

silentfog | 0

#872440 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:23

what makes this worse is if the woman wasn't a cougar. So disturbing

SeasonedSausage | 0

#872497 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:46

what's wrong with that. incest is very common nowadays.

bleedinginside | 0

#872521 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:53

son sex atheist much

brianred5 | 0

#872598 - Friday 19 February 2010 17:28

wow just....wow

ey3seecold | 0

#872658 - Friday 19 February 2010 17:46

umm maybe she is ur mum ? gettin wasted can be dangerous!!

Rota | 0

#872796 - Friday 19 February 2010 18:45

I'm not seeing them FML when you plowed someones mom. I would have just kept going harder.

JustStopSucking | 0

#872923 - Friday 19 February 2010 19:53

disturbing would be "told me I look like her son. i'm a girl. FML".

love_game911 | 0

#873395 - Friday 19 February 2010 23:00

rota...u r my hero

SarahMarie83 | 0

#873440 - Friday 19 February 2010 23:17

I don't understand the atheism reference.

Rota | 0

#873559 - Friday 19 February 2010 23:39

It's just simple ignorance. Move along.

Mahyar | 2

#874041 - Saturday 20 February 2010 2:05

WTF lol weird.

Nailbunny | 4

#874684 - Saturday 20 February 2010 7:02

uhm, creepy much?

LTMcleod | 0

#874718 - Saturday 20 February 2010 7:20

win!!!!!!!

Pebaroo | 4

#1046948 - Monday 28 June 2010 12:26

wooow thats screwed

NoFatAssOnaStick | 0

#1638917 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 7:16

That's what we call 'a MILF.' Good job!

DumDum999 | 0

#2288750 - Sunday 3 April 2011 22:12

ROFLMAO THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER FUCKING HEARD

LOLOL

By Crush89 | 0

#872393 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:10

very.

kayladance101 | 13

#872920 - Friday 19 February 2010 19:52

was she drunk??

TehGirreth | 0

#1616253 - Thursday 28 October 2010 15:27

No, I'm pretty sure it goes like this:

Today, I had sex with my son. FML

emmagillespie24 | 11

#4310225 - Sunday 15 April 2012 22:57

How old is she!!

By heeheehoo | 0

#872395 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:11

hahaha is she a cougar?

pariah13 | 0

#872684 - Friday 19 February 2010 17:56

I was wondering the exact same thing when I read this...

By Marino01 | 0

#872401 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:11

leave that one alone.

moneypenny_fml | 0

#873131 - Friday 19 February 2010 21:01

which checks?

jellybean120 | 10

#873176 - Friday 19 February 2010 21:17

Lol!

By T_X_P | 2

#872402 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:12

How old is this "girl"????

By yourproblemnow | 0

#872425 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:16

oh godd.

By MjSmittys | 0

#872435 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:21

book it!!!

By spaceydude | 0

#872441 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:23

Definotely a MILF... unless she was ugly. Also, WINcest

By ihateonyou | 0

#872446 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:24

Suck it up dude you just banged a milf

By danielboricua28 | 0

#872456 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:28

wtf and she still wants to have sex with u?....