FML : Today, I found out that in conclusion to working five nights in a row, I'm scheduled to work the night shift on Valentine's day with my ex-boyfriend. FML

Today, I found out that in conclusion to working five nights in a row, I'm scheduled to work the night shift on Valentine's day with my ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

gingerleigh Say more :

it's not a full time job. It's my 2nd job. I'm also in school. I'm not working all 5 nights with him, just 2 including the last, but it's still going to be extreme an extreme over load of work.

By Anonymous - / Monday 30 January 2012 17:28 / United States

Valentine's slay

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By docscientist | 9

#2027092 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:50

Can't spell sex without ex.

By Doortje | 28

#2026982 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:17

Maybe Cupid will come along and things will work out great. Or you end up having sex for memories' sake. Or it's just going to be awkward. Who knows?! Only one way to find out.

Or, since it's only Valentine's Day in two weeks, you could ask a co-worker to switch shifts? I'd pick a single one if I were you ;)

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By wuhangdilly | 0

#2026953 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:08

first

Takador | 3

#2027097 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:52

Oh Valentines Day, what a dreadfull day!

BlackOpsPWNR | 0

#2027703 - Monday 31 January 2011 4:50

it's a sign....

z620 | 0

#2032975 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 14:05

get sum?

krazygirl100 | 9

#2781818 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:04

your chance to get back together

By Mpsteve13 | 7

#2026973 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:14

ydi for having a job

By Doortje | 28

#2026982 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:17

UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2027070 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:46

Sex, sex, sex, is that all you think about? Stop thinking with your flower penis!

Doortje | 28

#2027101 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:53

It is; I'm a nymphomaniac. How did you think I perfected my pornographic gaze?!

UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2027152 - Monday 31 January 2011 1:12

I don't know how you perfected it but it was magical and I want some more, even though I feel like a squeezed purple chipmunk. I think I am developing an addiction but they don't have Pornographic gazers Anonymous. I am so screwed.

By SexiiForever | 0

#2026984 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:18

I agree you life is fu*cked!

By macskapingvin | 0

#2027008 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:26

Like ghosts and stuff, right?

By experience333 | 0

#2027021 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:30

look like sexy tiem to me

By mycookiezz | 0

#2027087 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:50

Like parties... In people's pants...

LightningLadyy | 0

#2027231 - Monday 31 January 2011 1:40

The Hash Slinging Slasher.... O.o

Edit: this is a reply to #2. It messed up. Real shocker.

By perdix | 29

#2027089 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:50

If he dumped you, then maybe it's your chance to get him back (even if it's just for a night of pity sex.) On the other hand, if you dumped him, then this could be your chance to admit you were wrong about him and bring him back into your life.

In any case, Valentine's Day is a money-making scam of the greeting card, chocolate, jewelry and flower industries! You should treat your lover special every day, and if you only make the effort a few times a year, prepare to be taken for granted, neglected, dumped and/or cheated on.