Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around,...

By Brett meek - 19/02/2010 07:41 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML

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You deserved it 3 648

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Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 455

You deserved it 7 430

By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 612

You deserved it 4 596

Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 223

You deserved it 2 630

Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 230

You deserved it 6 478

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 228

You deserved it 3 439

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 885

You deserved it 6 276

By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 336

You deserved it 68 765

Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 147

You deserved it 23 280

By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 395

You deserved it 2 509

By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 656

You deserved it 103 537

xXEurekaXx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

that is disturbing...

Domonator 16

Friday 19 February 2010 16:29

Face cheeks or butt cheeks?

Comments

xHabsfanx 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:33

Woah calm down, will ya? I find you more annoying, and try using lower case instead of capital letters.

ButtNekked 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:36

I TALK IN CAPS TO SHOW MY FURY!!!!

xHabsfanx 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:49

Well you chill out too, and nice name by the way...

pkjayk 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:35

ya shut up snicker

rwac07 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:45

wtf lol

fukkeddown 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:23

i'm 23. I love women in they're forties

DAnneRose21 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 2:47

lmao sucks to be you

lolroflmao 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 3:37

Jesus! Pardon the exclamation but why does everybody argue all the time?!?! >.> I feel like I'm on some debating website...

FockinA 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 11:17

she's kinky, keep her!

RKftw 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:28

"and you remind me of mine..."

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Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 833

You deserved it 126 258

Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 666

You deserved it 2 337

Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 461

You deserved it 2 154

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 316

You deserved it 3 862

Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 905

You deserved it 23 541

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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You deserved it 1 793