Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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xXEurekaXx 0
that is disturbing...
Domonator 16
Face cheeks or butt cheeks?
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Comments (136)
atreides_fml 0
hahaha you should started yelling out mommy during it all lmao that'll disturb it worse... unless she got into it...
xwoahxcherryx 0
ew, that's disturbing x's 2.
kitty_f 3
she is weeeeired
Sosco 0
that is legitamately ****** up.
forever2009 0
lmao Wtf
EmoNinja 0
that's gross
NeNiTa14 0
Whoa. Didn't see that coming huh? lmao that's disgusting o_0
x3selly 0
you guys are retarded, she probably saying he has a BABY BUTT, as in his butt reminds him of her babies butt, mom DO change there babies butts you know, but it's still weird to say during sex. haha
russiansolja 0
Hahaha damn milfs
bigpapi210 0
I don't know if that's hot or not? I have issues lol