Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
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ohsnapword
| 21
Call the police. File charges. Tampering with a mailbox is a federal offense.
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vandj8
| 8
The obvious solution is to take the package out, unwrap it, and squash it poop side down inside her mailbox.
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HoboMeth
| 32
It seems like it was planned
By
yourwifelovesme
| 25
People are pricks man
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vandj8
| 8
The obvious solution is to take the package out, unwrap it, and squash it poop side down inside her mailbox.
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Exaspera
| 53
Should have tracked her to her house. The old bag-on-fire-on-the-front-step-filled-with-poop trick.
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YourDanny
| 1
You... I like you
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Glowworm56
| 25
I know a lot of mail is crap these days, but mail that actually is crap? That's a new one.
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ohsnapword
| 21
Call the police. File charges. Tampering with a mailbox is a federal offense.
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Twunt
| 14
Need to get your ass off of FML and clean out the shitbox.
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torrtorr
| 17
You're right lol
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RichardPencil
| 27
When I see stories like this, I begin to think humanity peaked in the past and we are devolving into extinction.
Are we not men? We are Devo.
Are we not men? We are Devo.
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species4872
| 19
And why did you just stand/sit there watching and not do anything?
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Isa_fml
| 20
Maybe they saw her pick it up, assumed that was the end of it, and only checked the mailbox later...
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idk_rose
| 25
It's time to return the favor, OP.