By assassinmaster - 4/5/2017 04:00
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
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By  ohsnapword  |  21

Call the police. File charges. Tampering with a mailbox is a federal offense.

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By  ohsnapword  |  21

Call the police. File charges. Tampering with a mailbox is a federal offense.

By  species4872  |  19

And why did you just stand/sit there watching and not do anything?

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  Isa_fml  |  20

Maybe they saw her pick it up, assumed that was the end of it, and only checked the mailbox later...