By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
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ohsnapword 21

Call the police. File charges. Tampering with a mailbox is a federal offense.

The obvious solution is to take the package out, unwrap it, and squash it poop side down inside her mailbox.

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It seems like it was planned

People are pricks man

The obvious solution is to take the package out, unwrap it, and squash it poop side down inside her mailbox.

Should have tracked her to her house. The old bag-on-fire-on-the-front-step-filled-with-poop trick.

You... I like you

I know a lot of mail is crap these days, but mail that actually is crap? That's a new one.

ohsnapword 21

Call the police. File charges. Tampering with a mailbox is a federal offense.

Need to get your ass off of FML and clean out the shitbox.

You're right lol

When I see stories like this, I begin to think humanity peaked in the past and we are devolving into extinction. Are we not men? We are Devo.

species4872 19

And why did you just stand/sit there watching and not do anything?

Isa_fml 20

Maybe they saw her pick it up, assumed that was the end of it, and only checked the mailbox later...

It's time to return the favor, OP.