Intimacy: Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where...

By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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troynt 2

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 2:46

please! tell us more

gilthanas07 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:03

seriously why would you being doing it in her parents garage? thats just asking to get caught...

troynt 2

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 2:46

please! tell us more

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Friday 25 June 2010 7:04

Thats awesome. I bet that was hard to explain.

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Monday 22 October 2012 23:23

I'm interested too.

brivielle 15

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Monday 26 May 2014 0:20

tenses OP...get your tenses straight

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:17

did you at least finish?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 6 July 2012 23:22

I think it would be safe to assume no.

redonkulon 2

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:19

hahahahaha

z3r0faith 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 10:13

dude!!! tell me the rest!!!!

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:40

WOW, that sucks so badly. Did they try to drive you out of the house? Hit you with a rape charge?

gilthanas07 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:03

seriously why would you being doing it in her parents garage? thats just asking to get caught...

kiikii_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:23

OMFG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE unless this is a common thing lmaooooo nick cerbone

galt 13

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Saturday 5 May 2012 8:31

Don't just put his full name out there. Stupid people.

Gio_fml 6

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Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:46

@ #11 I'm an American, dude.

Taihen 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:07

Um, yes, please do tell us the end results of this one! I can imagine that as having been one awkward as hell moments when her parents rush in.

jimmyboo 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 15:26

11# Go back to the bean field.

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