Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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clivealmighty 0
it's a disease where you just randomly pass out unconscious
MrSassypants 33
I know my new excuse when I'm tired.
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lil_miss_purfect 0
okay sorry what is narcolepsy??
fuckanshit 0
it's where u fall asleep randomly tho out the day
_TONGAN_ 5
1-it's just another N word that you want to stay away from...
xXSweetNightmare 0
Oh, ouch, that probably would have scared you shitless though when it happened, OP..
omgpewpewlazersp 0
nymphomania :D
lil_miss_purfect 0
oh Gawds........ I would have panicked so bad...... like..... was he already in you or what :P
Prototype12 0
somebody got "knocked up"! hehehe
MrSassypants 33
I know my new excuse when I'm tired.
biass 0
That condition would suck to have. I thought they had medications for that though?
dannodavis 0
It is a psychological disorder that causes a person to fall asleep at random intervals.
megamandude455 10
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah *snore*
FYLDeep 25
Naggers. They're so annoying.
MissaGirl1 9
finally. someone who knows the 'n word'. unless u actually meant to type 'naggers'
Prodigy7 4
There is no disorder. OP's just boring as ****.
seanders 10
I'm sorry OP you're just boring.
peacelovekat 0
Another word to say away from : ******
peacelovekat 0
I love to prance around in a tutu and dance with my cat, while listening to ABBA, woooooohoo!
daymann 0
lol at 71 that south park was hilarious
illegalnative 0
o.o lol i had a narcolepsy accident today, not fun whatsoever and my meds dont work at this time of day
NatDancer2010 0
yeahhh that's why he fell asleep...lol jk that was mean
huzzzzzzahh 2
at 76 not only boring but insensitive because he may never experience love or orgasms or anything too fun because he'll pass out and she says her life sucks
deadlyriot101 7
A rare condition characterized by spontaneously falling asleep, usually caused by strong emotion.
udeserveditbro69 0
It's where you spontaneously pass out
Nyc__Princess 0
dead-beat boyfriend ? Lol. FHL
skywalker66 0
I hope he isn't obese or something. GET THE **** OFF OF ME TYLER YOU OBESE FATASS!!!
abdel_fml 0
was he still hard?
karimkz 0
wats tht?
h2opoloplaya 0
when someone gets exited or scared they "fall asleep" or pass out
dejavu627 0
I think when some nods off while relaxed on a chair is called falling asleep
jes12NV 0
oops ?
sexygummybear13 0
you're his gf get to know him better!
clivealmighty 0
it's a disease where you just randomly pass out unconscious
bloc_partyyy 3
i have it but most people exaggerate it ... it's not that bad and for me it's rare and it's not passing out it sleep
KY_Jelly 10
Everyone has different triggers that cause it. For some people, it may be sexual excitement and for others it may be stress or anger. It really depends on the case, and so you shouldn't make generalizations saying that everyone gets it when they're excited. At least do a little research so you don't look completely incompetant.
nomweed 0
LOL oh damn sucks to be him..
elainelovesyou 7
Sure does..
buckie123 3
are you sure he wasn't just drunk?
Skroal_stomper 5
That's just too funny. Did you at least get to the finish line?
HamsteronA 0
isn't it you pass out when you get excited?