Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend. I had to call him "sir" for two reasons: he's 59 and he's my boss. FML
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Eashy
| 16
I see 3 options: 1- She is trying to get you a promotion, 2- She's a gold digger, or 3- she loves him truly.
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Glowworm56
| 25
This feels like something out of a sitcom. "You're dating my boss?" *laugh track plays*
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Eashy
| 16
I see 3 options: 1- She is trying to get you a promotion, 2- She's a gold digger, or 3- she loves him truly.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Looks like a big 'jobs program! I'll bet she calls him "sir," too;).
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Ainarr
| 29
oh, how the turntables.
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fearrhyno1
| 18
Did you mean "tables have turned?"
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Isa_fml
| 20
It's a reference to the Office...
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FuckFace10
| 23
Michael!
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Cali
| 54
Is your name Stan Smith?
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vandj8
| 9
Hayley Smith: I came over here after the party, we started talking, and... you know. And besides, he has a huge...
Stanley Smith: Penis. Haley! Damn.
Hayley Smith: I was going to say "heart" but... well, you saw his shoes.
Stanley Smith: Penis. Haley! Damn.
Hayley Smith: I was going to say "heart" but... well, you saw his shoes.
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Xeebar
| 28
Cali made the EXACT comment I was going to LOL
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Glowworm56
| 25
This feels like something out of a sitcom. "You're dating my boss?" *laugh track plays*
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pjsr
| 32
59 and 21? If you can threaten him without jeopardizing your family's welfare, do it now. Otherwise, get a new job asap and then take care of it.
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TaoShaman
| 24
Take care of what? She's an adult. There's nothing anyone can do unless she lives at home. And threatening people never solves anything.
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lukcy_basartd
| 11
Too fuckin weird man, don't let him push you around at work and you might consider other employment options. Best of luck to you.
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CantTouchThat
| 27
That can be straight up sexual harassment of a family member. You should turn him into HR and take his job instead!! Or you could play out a Horrible Bosses scenario and turn them against each other. Either or. Good luck!!
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fireblazes
| 9
Bullsh!t. He's a creep,report him to HR.