Miscellaneous: Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In...

By WhyThankYou - 26/07/2013 05:31 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2013 16:56 - United States

Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML

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By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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By fullyajar - 12/07/2021 11:01

Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML

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Digging my heels in

By jj. - 03/01/2023 21:00

Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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By fuckedbyahipster - 15/06/2013 16:13 - Finland

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML

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By Cow lover - 12/10/2016 14:13 - United States - Schenectady

Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 20:22 - United States - Newark

Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML

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Proselytizing

By Jax - 17/11/2022 18:00

Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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Queensland 27

Friday 26 July 2013 11:49

Get back at her by eating her garden, taking down all pictures of Jesus and hitting on all of her daughters.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 26 July 2013 11:48

You should tell her that ignorant bitches will go down first when you take over the world, so she better watch out

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subiedude08 17

Friday 26 July 2013 11:48

Wow that's just rude Ignorant!

Uramonkey 11

Friday 26 July 2013 15:37

Maybe she wants to watch the world burn? In that case she loves you OP!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 26 July 2013 11:48

You should tell her that ignorant bitches will go down first when you take over the world, so she better watch out

Ctrl_H 18

Friday 26 July 2013 14:52

They already did take over the world, ******* controlling rainbows and shit.

Queensland 27

Friday 26 July 2013 11:49

Get back at her by eating her garden, taking down all pictures of Jesus and hitting on all of her daughters.

jjessen 20

Friday 26 July 2013 13:55

Or in this case, hitting on her sons

Queensland 27

Friday 26 July 2013 13:57

OP's a girl :)

KingCeltic77 18

Friday 26 July 2013 14:06

Girls can be homosexuals too you know.

Mirorbo 26

Friday 26 July 2013 11:50

Gotta love the folks who go far out of their way to be a passive aggressive bully to someone in such a nonchalant way so they can get away with it by 'just saying'.