Irchell

About Irchell

I'm a Dutch student, part time receptionist and full time music lover. Always fun to meet new people, so don't be shy!

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Irchell's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

22%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

14%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

39%
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

5%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

0%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

48%
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

35%
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

0%
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

16%
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Irchell's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 April 2009 00:11 / United States

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wtfmama - / Saturday 4 May 2013 12:51 / United States - Hudson

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 26 November 2011 01:25 / United Kingdom

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Andrew / Wednesday 12 October 2011 01:11 / United States

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kimftwxox / Tuesday 3 May 2011 02:24 / United Kingdom

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Beginner

I moderated this!

Socialite

Mobility

Checking you out

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

This isn't what should be happening

Up and coming moderator

Consolation prize

I agree, my mouse works.

Profile completed

Judgmental

It's in the can!

The return of the thumb

50 quality comments

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

100 kick-ass comments

42

The thumb strikes back

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Perfectionist

YDI Master

Tweet, tweet

The rules are the rules

Work is a 4-letter word

50 favorites

Tell us what happened next

My diary is a collector's item

One more and it's business time