FML : Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar....

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Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

dareyale Say more :

Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!

By dareyale - / Friday 26 July 2013 06:10 / United States - Bessemer

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By dareyale | 13

#5602442 - Sunday 28 July 2013 22:41

By puppster391 | 16

#5598813 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:50

Oh, Grandma ;)

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By subiedude08 | 17

#5598811 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:49

Lol that's funny

Queensland | 27

#5598826 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:56

I see the pressure to be first got to you.

subiedude08 | 17

#5598853 - Friday 26 July 2013 12:08

No I just found it funny someone her age can still kick ass

CookieLovesBoo | 16

#5598901 - Friday 26 July 2013 13:01

I see your jealousy to be first got to you #9 I thought it was funny as well , and first comment doesn't have to be what you want it to be .

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5598907 - Friday 26 July 2013 13:06

33- you too are now a badass. Get yourself a pool cue.

Queensland | 27

#5598922 - Friday 26 July 2013 13:22

You're so right 33. I'm so jealous I'm not first :'( hopefully my day will come!

Ambient25 | 24

#5599221 - Friday 26 July 2013 17:29

Weren't you first a couple of FMLs up? Didn't you get your ass handed to you? Oh the irony...

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5599271 - Friday 26 July 2013 18:26

No, what's funny is some guy broke into a house in my neighbourhood. There was an old 70-80 year old women. She saw him, picked up her cane and beat the man. He ran out, afraid and eventually got arrested.

then000bster | 16

#5599577 - Friday 26 July 2013 22:05

I have a feeling if you watch a replay video Gma would already be drunk walk up to the pool table grab a stick and try "beating up" a guy, but in reality is just barely touching him with it. She then throws the pool stick down yelling in a language no one understands "Yeh!! Don mesh weth meh!" Hobbling out the bar as she goes home to tell of her tales.

YayItsYasmine | 11

#5627413 - Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:11

was that really necessary?

By puppster391 | 16

#5598813 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:50

Oh, Grandma ;)

AlphaPrice | 7

#5598894 - Friday 26 July 2013 12:56

That sounds like one hell of a story to tell!

Uramonkey | 11

#5599028 - Friday 26 July 2013 15:35

Sounds like an episode of Hot in Cleveland :p

Ambient25 | 24

#5599489 - Friday 26 July 2013 20:13

this isn't the Kardashians

FiFiLovee | 26

#5601381 - Sunday 28 July 2013 4:19

Damn, You Go Grandma! She's Still Got It! xD Grandma's are the Best

By domking1315 | 20

#5598815 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:50

I would advise that you don't piss her off...

Ctrl_H | 17

#5598986 - Friday 26 July 2013 14:45

Granny's still got some fight left in her

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5599153 - Friday 26 July 2013 16:53

Word. I need to take a cue from her.

By Zambowi | 15

#5598817 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:51

Grandma will be grandma! Although I am curious what exactly led her to beating someone with a pool stick.

Queensland | 27

#5598822 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:53

She lost bingo.

cristy91 | 33

#5598949 - Friday 26 July 2013 13:55

Oh, a wide variety of things could. Some ol' ruffian tried to swindle her or perhaps the barkeep was caught overcharging little granny. Maybe she just felt the fight in her blood and thought "these young whippersnappers need to learn how to dance!" Any scenario, though, would lead to the same conclusion: don't fuck with Gran.

By Nordrag | 25

#5598819 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:51

Well. She is certainly badass

Pesticides | 19

#5599040 - Friday 26 July 2013 15:45

her age instantly multiplies the badd assery factor

By Irchell | 17

#5598820 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:51

Well, that is quite bad-ass.

awesome222 | 8

#5598942 - Friday 26 July 2013 13:44

Way to go grandma!!

By Trentger | 10

#5598821 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:53

i think she has lost at pool ;)

jococo7787 | 3

#5599213 - Friday 26 July 2013 17:25

who the heck cares when she's won at being a motherf*cking baaaaadasssss

Potteria | 11

#5600682 - Saturday 27 July 2013 17:06

She beat him Because she lost, duh.

By carecow | 16

#5598827 - Friday 26 July 2013 11:58

I'd be scared shitless to tell that Grandma I'm not hungry.

By brittyboo123 | 35

#5598833 - Friday 26 July 2013 12:00

She IS a badass.

By simplysarcastics | 25

#5598834 - Friday 26 July 2013 12:00

Grandma is a total badass. I take it this is a reoccurring thing lol. Your parents should speak with her about her behavior, yet I picture a buff grandma not a weak frail one; so I figure she can handle herself in the bar, clubs, and streets!