By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 836
You deserved it 127 557

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SexiAmber1990 0

you're a ass

YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God. I must admit, he made the perfect reply.


SexiAmber1990 0

you're a ass

super3286 14

forgot to put hole at the end

Melaniee_fml 0

haha that's kind of hilarious (:

nabo4u 0

I remember hearing that joke back in second grade

twinny_sc 13

YDI that's kinda rude.

YDI, but funny

that's hilarious. ydi. total win for the other guy

ydi thats kinda rude. but HILARIOUS!! lol

whatthefuuuck, you totally deserved it.

1 you look kinda kinky....I like it

956TXking 0

how's this a fml

brycereid 0

I'm gonna do that for now on :) I'm 6'3" I hate when people say that.

uberpwnage112 0

other guy ftw. and ydi

I'm 6'3 and it doesn't really bother me when people talk about my height or make stupid remarks... I just never have anything to reply with. I like this.

devans00 14


way to go tard.

how's life down there u fuckin midget?!

NatandAlexrhot 6


BeZe 0

He is my new hero!

soccerdude101 0

the correct grammatical statement would be..." You are AN ass."

35, you look like you belong on an after picture of Faces of Meth

131 - grow up... I'm 6ft and I hate people talking about my height. you think it wouldn't be that big of a deal, but people freaking out every time they see you gets old. This is sort of off track, but I'm tall and suck at basketball! that's not how it's supposed to work! D: *ahem* anyway, I wouldn't have the heart to spit on somebody for trying to be funny (unless they are being an ass...I still wouldn't spit, but I'd find something else.) so the tall guy is kind of a douche..a funny douche..but a douche. and OP! ydi for being unoriginal! (I realize I just used the completely unoriginal insult, "douche" nobody troll on me about being a hypocrite.)

haleyisawsomee 0

u deserved that asshole

im 6 feet tall and 14. I've been bullied my whole life about my height. for instance; this year, because of my height, I have a low voice for a girl, and because I had glasses, my nickname was "Dyk with Glasses". thanks a lot society. ydi

That man is a genius, OP shouldn't be so rude

this was added to my favourites :L

MeAlec 1

that's what you get for fuckin with us tall people

riku3220 2

I can understand how annoying it would be to have people commenting on your height every time you meet someone, but to spit on them? Is spitting on them really an appropriate response to that kind of thing?

wow you're a dick. YDI totally

Uhhh...63? I think that's the girl ur talking to, because I have never heard a guys name as "SexyAmber".....unless he's on his gfs screen ot I gratituding it to her.......

lol I LOVE doing that to little jerks

194: She was talking about the girl.

valuemeal2 1

I hear that. I was 6'3" at age 14. Everyone always said the boys would catch up, but here's the sad truth: They never will. Everyone always called me "lesbo" too, because apparently being man-sized means I like women? Don't see the correlation there...

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

216- I'm sorry! I don't know you but I still feel bad for you. :'(

216, the correlation is that since you have "man-like" features you may also have "man-like" sexual preferences. Was that only blatantly obvious to me?

As someone who is 6ft6 I know YDI.

I'm 6"4' and I just felt like asking how the line "How's the weather up there?" ever took off. The average male is about 5"10', why would there be even a remote weather difference 6 inches higher off the ground? Clearly the person that thought up the "insult" had a lower IQ than the hieght difference; and the people that repeat it, even less. Kudos to the guy for his quick thinking.

#159 I'm 6ft and 14 too, sucks don't it.. ydi op it may be a joke to you but some people are really sensitive about their I was at the point of suicide because people took the mikkie, I like this tall dude, he is very witty haha :)

SexiAmber1990 0

63: haha thanks 

OP is quite rude.

bubbarific 0

wow every1 commentin on this fml is tall, im average :P i think bein tall is a gift

theOriginalBAM 0

me too 252

ryguy997 0

that guy has pro wit.

#1 - how is he an ass? he probably ment it as a joke and the tall guy took it the wrong way, or is maybe sensitive about his height. it doesn't make him an ass.

how are the oompa lumpas treating him

baby amber #1 let me get your numba!

ydi 4 being an ass hole + he pwned u

AshDramatiicsxz 2

That's exactly what im saying , rude but funny !

BensLilPrincess 0

thats wat you get! you're rude so you get treated a you deserved to. im glad that haooened to you. you shouldnt get sympathy for being rude to other people. wat the hell is wrong with you?!

frar 0

this FML sounds so fake lol

sk8rchick97 0

new set friend right there(: LMAO

shrdlu 28

If you're tall, it's practically your obligation to society to play basketball. Even if you don't want to or can't or both. :-)

GrantBingham22 4

143- 6ft is not that tall, a lot of people have it worse than you...

It's alright to joke when its a friend, someone you know well, not a complete stranger. And I guess we should respect everyone's nature the way he is and do not laugh at it. Coz he never chose to be tall himself, that's how he is. If it has been a friend and you joke with him knowing that he is ok with it then it's fine, but if u are a true friend and u know he does not like to be joked upon his height, yo need to respect him.

An* Sorry, OP

You sooo had that coming!

DeadMoose 0

I am about that tall, and I hate it when people ask me how tall I am or any other comment regarding my height. so, YDI.

raineydayes 0

Me too 137!! The worst is when random people come up to me and tell me I should play basketball. Like excuse me, I'm going to do whatever sport I damn well feel like! I'm going to play a sport because I love it, not because I'm six feet tall. I play tennis because I love it and it makes me happy.

Those sports are in different seasons so you could play both.

I wouldve responded so how's the life in hell

DeadMoose 0

I get that a lot too about playing basketball. so annoying. in fact, I play tennis and golf regularly.

soccerdilan 0


sixspades 0

It annoys me too I'm 6'1 and people say that all the time To be honest I hate basketball ._.

Well, in my country, it is considered a joke when you say that...

haha tried to be funny but caught him on a bad day haha

jaycro 0

ha ha YES tall guy win

Hahahaha I laughed my ass off! XD... YDI for being an ass

YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God. I must admit, he made the perfect reply.

YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God. I must admit, he made the perfect reply.

cindy_eff18 0

wow that was really stupid.. on your part. sorry, but true.

bt2breakskn 0

that's a well earned lugi storm. have a common respect for people. maybe he was teased when he was younger for being tall. ever thing of that? sure some people should lighten up, but that doesn't mean they will. ydi.

The tall guy is funny xD

BrownSugar_fml 5

haha he had the perfect response!

You can tell the tall guy has definitely done this before or at least prepared his response.