Careless Whisper?

By InsultToInjury - 28/12/2018 04:00

Spicy
Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 101
You deserved it 1 244

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Blunt person 16

Considering it was a one night stand, why the hell do you care?

So... time to reflect on what went wrong for the next time? Either she was extremely difficult to please or your game need serious improvement. Either way I'm voting YDI for being oblivious to her lack of interest the entire time.

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So... time to reflect on what went wrong for the next time? Either she was extremely difficult to please or your game need serious improvement. Either way I'm voting YDI for being oblivious to her lack of interest the entire time.

PenguinPal3017 19

It sounds like he was all too aware that she was doing nothing.

Not even close to what I was getting at but whatever; thanks captain obvious for pointing out what is written in the FML.

PenguinPal3017 19

It seems like you were unable to see what was in the fml, so it was necessary for me to point out the obvious to you.

OhSnap 5

Bragging about your failures? That’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.

Blunt person 16

Considering it was a one night stand, why the hell do you care?

manb91uk 22

You thought a one night stand would be romantic? How cute

If she's not moving, you should have probably talked to her... sounds like it was an FML for her too

oldtimer 3

Sounds like it was more of an FML for her than you.

ViviMage 38

Shouldn't be so Careless with that Whisper app!