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Are you the same idiot that asked if stars are man made?take the keys!
That reference doesn't really work, because OP is a man. Also, I understand that he would have been wise to take the keys, but let's think about the real idiot here: OP, who was trying to teach his son an important life skill, or OP's son, who intentionally ran a red light and drove away without him... in his dad's car. I'm sure OP didn't expect his son to be stupid enough to attempt that.
Time to look into his eyes and scream, " NO SOUP FOR YOU"
"I wanna go fast."
Report car stolen
He doesn't need you, he can learn all of his driving skills from Car Theft Auto.
I say take the keys when not looking and drive it in to the nearest yet biggest body of water and don't forget to destroy the evidence
What are you on?
I'm guessing something very powerful!
Kick his ass off the insurance. That'll teach the little prick.
Keywords
Well looks like he won't be allowed to take the car anymore!
If he was smart, he didn't go home.