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how can your son be starting his first day of school in the middle of february? School starts in the fall...
I agree with #5.
Mommie Dearest... lol. Kidding... I hope your son wasn't hurt too badly... My mom zipped my neck up into my coat once... it hurt like hell.
@ the people who are crying "Terrible parent" etc. I very much doubt you guys are parents, or remember much about childhood... If the kid was paying attention he probably wouldn't have been dragged into a pole either.
You laughed out loud out loud??
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Let the kid out of your kung-fu grip from time to time. They will make their own mistakes and get hurt... its part of life... let them live it. However, definitely pound the "look both ways" thing into his head and make sure he does it. Getting hurt doesn't need to mean dying.
I feel bad for your kid. My parents were giant hypocrites, too.