Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
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Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
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alexhaz64 4
Well looks like he won't be allowed to take the car anymore!
gracehi 33
If he was smart, he didn't go home.
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Comments (163)
Metallica36176 16
Yep, I would've got my ass kicked.
J4C0B 1
You wooped his ass right! I would made his ass bleed I would have spanked him so hard!
saeros01 12
No more driving lesson for you, silly boy.
sukiboo 3
OMG! It's so wrong to laugh at this, and I promise if my son ever pulls this he wont have to worry about taking the test as he will no longer have arms to lock me out with, but I just can't stop giggling over the image of this!
ragamuffin42 12
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the (most likely truer) story that we're not being told goes a little something like this: OP kept his son from being able to concentrate on the road, thus causing the son to run the red light. So, the son decided to ditch the distraction when the opportunity presented itself, not to be an ass, but to keep the roads safe. [People who attempt to make others look bad usually do so because they are worse.]
Legendoflaw 4
Beat his @$$
Chiikitty6464 2
Your son's a dick. No offense though. And sorry to hear that OP
JoeGrant 12
I know in New York a parent can go to the Department of Motor Vehicles and personally revoke the child's license until they're 21. However, I'm not sure if this is the case in Argentina, but I recommend you look into it. Best of luck OP!
savingaspo 7
Please tell me you grounded him
EvilDave 13
Congrats, you raised an asshole. Now, go report that car stolen.