Transportation, Cars and Kids: Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 18:28 - Argentina - Villa Sarmiento

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

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alexhaz64 4

Friday 9 November 2012 23:35

Well looks like he won't be allowed to take the car anymore!

gracehi 31

Friday 9 November 2012 23:36

If he was smart, he didn't go home.

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gracehi 31

Friday 9 November 2012 23:53

I ran a red light because I had to poop once. Just thought I'd share.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 9 November 2012 23:54

This just in: There is a car chase in progress on i635 highway. The suspect appears to be a toddler.

gracehi 31

Friday 9 November 2012 23:55

He'll get pulled over because the cop can't see him!

Futacy 29

Friday 9 November 2012 23:55

^ Lol, I can't stop laughing xD xD xD

bethrocksya 9

Friday 9 November 2012 23:58

Well isn't that some wonderful information OP needed to know! Dummy... OP your son is obviously not a good listener and considering you were just giving him lessons tells me he legally shouldn't be operating the vehicle without you or a licensed driver. Let him get pulled over, see how he likes that fine :)

Chica2517 3

Friday 9 November 2012 23:59

GROUNDED

BlowinChronic 18

Saturday 10 November 2012 5:12

More like disciplined with a mild ass-whoopin'.

chellyX92 8

Saturday 10 November 2012 5:48

Report the car stolen? Might be too extreme but thats something my mon would totally do.

Crimsos 4

Saturday 10 November 2012 0:02

Oh please, in Argentina nobody drives well. In most parts the lights are just flashing yellow and you treat them all like four way stops.

ToBeAnnounced 2

Saturday 10 November 2012 3:56

Why do you think not many people move to Argentina.

gracehi 31

Saturday 10 November 2012 0:02

It's not wise to insult someone's intelligence and then write a run on sentence. ;)

Acik91 26

Saturday 10 November 2012 0:03

Well, you raised him. He probably took his ability to turn great ideas into acts after somebody.

cougar41 8

Saturday 10 November 2012 0:07

Last time I'd let him behind the wheel of any car ever !

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 10 November 2012 0:10

Why is she a dummy for sharing a humorous anecdote? Or is your half-baked insult a pretext for thread-jacking, because it's the only thing related to said thread. Well done. Bravo.