Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
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alexhaz64 4
Well looks like he won't be allowed to take the car anymore!
gracehi 33
If he was smart, he didn't go home.
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gracehi 33
I ran a red light because I had to poop once. Just thought I'd share.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
This just in: There is a car chase in progress on i635 highway. The suspect appears to be a toddler.
gracehi 33
He'll get pulled over because the cop can't see him!
Futacy 30
^ Lol, I can't stop laughing xD xD xD
bethrocksya 9
Well isn't that some wonderful information OP needed to know! Dummy... OP your son is obviously not a good listener and considering you were just giving him lessons tells me he legally shouldn't be operating the vehicle without you or a licensed driver. Let him get pulled over, see how he likes that fine :)
Chica2517 3
GROUNDED
BlowinChronic 18
More like disciplined with a mild ass-whoopin'.
chellyX92 8
Report the car stolen? Might be too extreme but thats something my mon would totally do.
Crimsos 4
Oh please, in Argentina nobody drives well. In most parts the lights are just flashing yellow and you treat them all like four way stops.
ToBeAnnounced 2
Why do you think not many people move to Argentina.
gracehi 33
It's not wise to insult someone's intelligence and then write a run on sentence. ;)
Acik91 26
Well, you raised him. He probably took his ability to turn great ideas into acts after somebody.
cougar41 8
Last time I'd let him behind the wheel of any car ever !
Pleonasm 36
Why is she a dummy for sharing a humorous anecdote? Or is your half-baked insult a pretext for thread-jacking, because it's the only thing related to said thread. Well done. Bravo.