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They were all like " WTF LOL."
Okay.
Well, I was pretending they used abbreviations too, that could possibly be related but also mis-interpreted as the popular "what the ****" and "laughing out loud." I guess it sucked; no luck today! I'll go back to bed.
Funny thing, but it IS appropriate (though usually written as Std or std and not STD). Some people will snicked because they aren't math/computer people or are just immature.
This must be the least funny comment I've till now seen been thumbed up so many times. I think FML is being populated by 13 year olds - who else could possible find it THIS funny...? :|
OMG what the **** with u he was JoKING around and pretending and u are saying how do u know I mean that just rude and naive
75, did you have a stroke half way through writing that comment?
Hey what do u have with 13 and14 years old
I am pretty sure Std is an abbr for standard as well. I am like 70% sure.
Aren't they called STI's now anyways? You'd think professors would be more mature than this...
What about the other 30%O•O
I know this is the most active part right now so I have a few question since I am new 1 when people say message me is there a button for that or what 2what is thread jackers 3how long does it take to get ur fml on this and finally 4 are u allow to have pics of ur self
102- 1) You can only message from the website. 2) You are threadjacking, my friend. It means you post a reply to someone else's comment that has nothing to do with the original comment. 3) You may not ever get an FML published. It gets moderated by the community after you submit it, so if it's not "good enough", it won't be published. 4) Yes. But keep your shirt on, don't use a duck face (unless you want to get verbally murdered). Welcome!
Thank u soo much u are such a big help
Another lesson, spell out your damn words and get better grammar.
To add to 103, in question 3, the fml will only be looked at the day you send it in. So, if it hasn't been published that day, it never will
I think OP's superiors are just immature. My chemistry teacher used "STD" for standard deviation, and English was his first language.
I would look up the abbreviation on Google to see any other uses for it.
Well your perfect
And you my good sir are not.
No comment meant to be here.
I had a similar situation, I had fallen asleep in class and the teacher called on me to read from the book, being still have asleep I read the word organism, only to have it come out as ******.
You were having wet dreams I assume?
I've done that before. And also have read "bowls" as "bowels" in front of a church youth group.
When they laughed, he should have pointed at a co worker and said: "Hey, this is her piece! "
Hey there #60 you're lookin' fiiiiine. But anyways yea, OP should just go with the flow and be like "PROBLEM?"
Instead of an abbreviation why not use the Greek letter sigma? That's more universal than made up abbreviations.
By program, I believe OP means a computer program, so that would be a pain to key in and depending on the language, it might not even compile. I always use stDev when I have to reference standard deviation. :o
Alt + 229. If they are speaking English its most likely they are using an English keyboard. Or go to the ASCII list and select it.
In programming you usually can't use symbols to denote a function. It probably had to be a string of letters.
stdev is usually what I use and have been taught to use, just fwiw
You probably should've spoken to a student AID counselor to help with your translations. Otherwise, your chances of being taken seriously are gonorrhea.
Nice one, ManInTheMachine, now give me a HI V! (5)
Man, the Staph at the university sound like dicks.
I sure hope they were considerate enough to clap.
Lol OP it may be embarrassing now, but you'll be laughing at it too soon enough. Plus they probably like your presentation even more now that you made them laugh!
I frequently have to give my presentations in a language that's not my mother tongue. Go over your presentations with a native speaker in advance, and don't get upset when people laugh at stupid jokes.
Your supervisors are idiots. STD is a common abbreviation for standard deviation.
yup :) in my stats class I had some immature guy who'd always giggle at that.
i was taught that the abbreviation for standard deviation is SD
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They were all like " WTF LOL."
Did they Clap?