Transportation, Cars and Kids: Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 18:28 - Argentina - Villa Sarmiento

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

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Friday 9 November 2012 23:35

Well looks like he won't be allowed to take the car anymore!

gracehi 31

Friday 9 November 2012 23:36

If he was smart, he didn't go home.

Comments

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 10 November 2012 1:05

ALWAYS make him get out, first! I voted FYL, anyway.

Vimy 6

Saturday 10 November 2012 1:06

Hey hey, 65, no need to name-call now. We're all adults here, are we not?

cglcraig 1

Saturday 10 November 2012 1:15

Well in my world I would've received major correction in the form of a major ass whooping! Friggin kids these days!

Dcm210 19

Saturday 10 November 2012 1:36

That's why you tell him to get out to switch seats.

AzWolf 5

Saturday 10 November 2012 1:38

Forget driving lessons and prepare for a couple more years of obnoxious behavior if he stays out of jail that long. You have problems on your hands.

manaallovesfmls 19

Saturday 10 November 2012 1:58

Hahahhahahahahhaha. No.

boycrazy30007 12

Saturday 10 November 2012 2:19

I hope you kick his ass when you got hold of him!

Banana_ham_ox 0

Saturday 10 November 2012 2:32

i actually find this hilarious. id have pulled away, stop long enough for you to walk up and grab the handle, then speed off again.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Saturday 10 November 2012 2:42

He has no respect for you at all. If he's under 18, he can't get his license without your permission, so don't take his ass to the DMV and no more driving lessons. I hope you didn't have to walk far. FYL.