By you+me-clothes=53>< - 19/11/2013 17:13 - Austria - Vienna

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 085
You deserved it 9 051

Same thing different taste

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oj101 33

I see that he satisfied the equation.

how does a math problem make you ******...?

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how does a math problem make you ******...?

My ex used to talk nerdy to me to get me in the mood. Anything from Chemistry to Physics to software to videogames.

Rainhawk94 27

hey! Whatever works for you ...

TyT63 12

I feel like she's not giving him credit cause no one in my maths has ever O'd causa an equation

I present you the final like for the target: 69!

Since she was trying to figure it out for a week, I would assume it was the excitement of finally figuring it out. That plus the pleasure going on down there equals ******.

perdix 29

#1, what's the square root of 69? 8-something. Was that good for you?

Like if you understood perdix's reference to Drake's ridiculous lyric.

There's sex in numbers, and numbers in sex.

oj101 33

I see that he satisfied the equation.

Kristoffer 35

But did he satisfy both sides of it?

#72 - I now understand and appreciate your joke. I'm sorry I thumbed you down.

you figured out how to solve your ****** problem. if it was a problem.

that was the best, most creative comment I've ever seen *slow clap*

#26 Then you should see my creative comments. They include these timeless classics: "Lol." "Hahaha." "YDI" "thats a shitty situation" "First!" and the best of the best "He's a keeper!"

you forgot my personal favorite - "dump him/her"

Aren't we all forgetting: "Sue that asshole!"

And of course, the ever-popular "that sucks"

expertsmilee 26

Or my personal favorite, "The elderly strike again!"

ktiskool 18

Math? Of all things, math? Why not something normal like Johnny Depp?

You would be surprised how many people get turned on by nerdy things tbh...

That negative number under the radical sign turns me on. Oh yeah, you naughty number. You're not supposed to be there but you are. You are just a sexy little number. It's like you're not even real.

totally read that it peter griffins voice, Idk if that was intended or not though, and the giggity after kinda topped it off haha.

Actually, to add my 2c, it's very possible that letting your mind wander caused you to ******, not solving the math problem. Orgasms can kind of be like watching a pot boil. Concentrating on 'Can I feel it yet? How 'bout now? ... Now?' can distract you.

Was just about to leave this exact same comment. Concentrating too hard on sex can often have the opposite effect to what you intend. Letting your mind wander a bit is actually more helpful than overthinking it, especially in that position where I find it's easy to feel self conscious and worry that you're not enjoying it enough/haven't come yet, etc. Not thinking about it can calm you and relax you enough that you're able to ******.

rhcpgurl 18

That must be the nerdiest thing I've ever heard in my life.

#10, you hear messages that you read on the Internet?

#58, you take everything you read on the internet literally?

It's possible! Ever heard of text-to-speech #58?