Intimacy, Sex, Friends and Marriage: Supportive

Supportive

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 23:01

Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent me 5 pictures of his wife in a small bikini, saying, “Guess who doesn’t have your problems?” FML

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You deserved it 522

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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You deserved it 5 211

Creepy

By Anonymous - 13/01/2021 20:01

Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so having a friend nearby is a huge win for her. What my wife doesn’t know is that her new friend keeps hitting on me, and has already sent me unsolicited nudes. FML

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You deserved it 313

By beno - 07/01/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

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You deserved it 6 085

Close friends know what's up

By Really MFer - 28/11/2023 22:00

Today, I saw my husband’s Instagram story of a young lady captioned, “How did I get so lucky?” I took a screenshot of it and sent it to him. His only defense was, “Oh fuck, I meant to post that to my Close Friends! It’s not what it looks like!” He's called me 14 times and has left 6 voicemails of him sobbing to not leave him. FML

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You deserved it 119

By a - 10/04/2013 19:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML

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You deserved it 7 025

By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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You deserved it 216

Caught in 4K

By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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You deserved it 151

Nice

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 02:00

Today, I sent a spicy picture to my husband, since postpartum depression hit me really hard after having 3 babies, and made me hate myself. Thought I did real good, but all I got in response was a “Nice.” FML

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You deserved it 291

By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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You deserved it 7 760

No thanks

By Pinsky - 13/10/2021 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out from my best friend’s text log that my friend group has been discussing doing swinger stuff, and they deliberately excluded my wife and I. When pressed, my former best friend said no one wanted to see us naked. FML

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You deserved it 647

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 January 2021 1:11

Say, "Thanks for the jerk-off material!"

red6joker 8

Tuesday 19 January 2021 12:03

a sexless marriage is a bad sign it won't last.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 January 2021 1:11

Say, "Thanks for the jerk-off material!"

/dance 5

Tuesday 19 January 2021 3:22

Let his wife know he's sharing her intimate photos. Then he will have your problems!

tounces7 27

Tuesday 19 January 2021 3:34

yeah no, that would be a massive asshole move.

kfchicken 31

Wednesday 20 January 2021 0:40

so is sending private pictures of a person without them knowing.

Kristin Elizabeth Maine_165963054 4

Friday 29 January 2021 0:55

Know what's really a massive asshole move? Sharing intimate pictures that were entrusted to you by your spouse, to a friend. She deserves to know how loose her husband is with her images.

red6joker 8

Tuesday 19 January 2021 12:03

a sexless marriage is a bad sign it won't last.

FrenchFried 8

Wednesday 20 January 2021 8:09

For sure send them to his wife and tell her what he did... show her the entire thing. She will make sure he has a problem now too

princess_stabitty 20

Thursday 26 August 2021 19:27

I'd say that the only difference between the two men are that the "good" friend has jerk-off material, but he doesn't want the OP to know what a loser he is.