Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
peachezthelette
Itchy butt
Today, while at work, I had to explain over the phone to my 33-year-old boyfriend how to use Preparation H. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
foreseeingabreakup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
bunnyluver4545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Imagery
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Anonymous
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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ElDuque_fml 0
The best way to learn is hands on.
longbottle 9
You're a good girlfriend for bothering to do so. I'm 26, and my knowledge of female anatomy is still pretty vague.
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Comments (78)
Melisso 4
How old is he? If he's in his 20's or even late teens, then damn that's pathetic.
aTRAGEDY 0
o bananas I have to teach you how to stuff my taco... Well on the brightside at least he will know how to please you... huh huh *winks* you know what I'm talking about.
DameGreyWulf 1
That's an excellent point, actually. A very sad point too, about that latter bit about girls not knowing either. Sadly I wasn't very aware until this year myself, and I was 18 (only been 19 for a month). A lot of girls I've talked to... it basically goes like this: total slag OR total fear of their own vaginas. It's disturbing.
jordynf10 0
umm agreed with #1
omghehehe 0
Not a FML. It's not so embarrassing to teach the man how to stimulate you. If you don't know how to, you could research it together. Your God created body is a temple, fully capable of many different pleasures. Amazing! Women's bodies are much more complicated than men's, and they don't have daily access to it as much as us ;) Sometimes, it's an ongoing quest (right man + trust + open mind + willingness to try new things= a hell of a good juicy time) LOL
ambern 0
more for mlia.
dragonflygal 0
this is sadly normal...hopefully he's a willing and eager student!!!
LaughAtLaugh 7
don't insult ignorance, it can't be helped. maybe he would rather learn it from his significant other than awkwardly getting a book or searching the Internet.
KramOs 0
I agree hands on is the best way to learn.
tracielyn 0
is he really an idiot?!?!
xlossofmex 0
You don't need to know how the eggs move and what the uterus does to pleasure a woman. Learn what the g spot and clit is and you will do just fine.